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Funny story: President Trump Has Orgy With Demi Lovato, Nicki Minaj, Kellyanne Conway And Meghan Markle

President Trump Has Orgy With Demi Lovato, Nicki Minaj, Kellyanne Conway And Meghan Markle

WASHINGTON, DC - White House officials are, this morning, denying rumours of a spectacular orgy in which Trump participated. That's President Donald Trump, you understand. Some writers don't explain that; they just say 'Trump', inferring some k...

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Funny story: Bishop's dead pig orgy "not illegal"

Bishop's dead pig orgy "not illegal"

A scandal has erupted in the usually genteel world of the Church of England. The Bishop of Chaffinch St Cock, Geoff "The Defiler" Futtock, has been captured on video in a horrific act featuring dozens of dead swine. In the video, Bishop Futtock ca...

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Funny story: Cat Bites Hamster's Head Off In Whiskas Orgy

Cat Bites Hamster's Head Off In Whiskas Orgy

Peers Morgan, the ex 1960s D.J. famous for hosting "Ready Steady Rock" was yesterday said to be furious at television news helicopters which have been circling his council house for three weeks. This morning police helicopters began an intensive...

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Funny story: Mars Rover Transmits Photos of Martians Having Orgies

Mars Rover Transmits Photos of Martians Having Orgies

No wonder the rover is called Curiosity! NASA was delighted to receive the racy photos, with one official proclaiming, "Some folks think this outer space stuff is just dull science. Wait till they get a peek at these eye-popping photos. Whoopee!...

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Funny story: Chick-fil-A to Drop Waffle Fries from Menu: Too Gay

Chick-fil-A to Drop Waffle Fries from Menu: Too Gay

ATLANTA GA (AP) The Chick-fil-A fast food chain announced yesterday that it would be dropping its popular "Waffle Fries" from its menu and replacing them with a new fried potato product. At a press conference, Chick-fil-A spokesman Ted Haggard ex...

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Funny story: Primrose Hill drug orgy leaves US ambassador seething

Primrose Hill drug orgy leaves US ambassador seething

London - Royal Parks Agency has been asked to install CCTV around the famous grassy knoll following rumors of drug-fuelled orgies on Primrose Hill, opposite the American ambassador's residence. Reports of teenage girls engaging in rampant gang sex...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Discovers Eigendecomposition

Robert Pattinson Discovers Eigendecomposition

Twilight Saga sex-symbol Robert Pattinson was sitting at home the other day, in a reflective mood. This we have from the horse's mouth of no other horse than our old friend Bingo Cashcow Bimbomountain XIII. We say it is from the horse's mouth, and it may very well be. It certainly has more chance of being the original mouth of a horse than it has of being anything resembling an original body p...

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Funny story: Local Man Says Sex Orgies With Multiple Partners Are Just Confusing

Local Man Says Sex Orgies With Multiple Partners Are Just Confusing

Some sobering news just in from the Shuttlecock home near Portsmouth, UK, as local man, Martin Shuttlecock poured cold water on the notion that multiple partner sex orgies are in any way erotic. Lighting his pipe (loaded with Dark Shag) fluffing u...

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Funny story: Photoshopped X-Factor Orgy Poster Is Best Seller (Warning: Contains Unadulterated Filth)

Photoshopped X-Factor Orgy Poster Is Best Seller (Warning: Contains Unadulterated Filth)

Local kebab and pizza entrepreneur Ali Bullo today announced that a photoshopped X-Factor orgy poster is flying off the shelves at £5 a pop from local kebab and burger vans. The glossy 6x3 poster, cunningly put together by Ali's half Welsh cousin...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods's Golf Coach Calls for Emergency Orgy

Tiger Woods's Golf Coach Calls for Emergency Orgy

It is no secret that Tiger's golf game has not been the same since the Thanksgiving Day incident in which he had the hell beaten out him by his putter-wielding wife. Following a lengthy investigation into his sexual history, Mr. Woods under went an...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga's Million Dollar Orgy

Lady Gaga's Million Dollar Orgy

LAS VEGAS - Men across America have crammed into pharmacies and department stores by the thousands to purchase condoms in the wake of a major announcement by Lady Gaga, who today unveiled her "Million Dollar Orgy" Sweepstakes. Contestants will be...

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Funny story: Bormann sues over "Nazi Orgies "slur

Bormann sues over "Nazi Orgies "slur

Ascunion, Paraguay - Martin Bormann, formerly the second most powerful man in the Third Reich, has sensationally come out of hiding, to announce that he is suing a popular German daily newspaper, over allegations that he took part in "Sick Nazi...

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Funny story: Max Mosley's Nazi orgy totally wicked says Prince Harry

Max Mosley's Nazi orgy totally wicked says Prince Harry

Buckingham Palace - (Lurid Ass Mess): "Grandma should give him a gong," Prince Harry laughed today as UK tabloids continued to rip into daft Nazi S&M orgy fan Max Mosley.

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Funny story: Mark Lowton Returns: Now TheSpoof writers decide to get married to each other and go on honeymoon for two weeks each

Mark Lowton Returns: Now TheSpoof writers decide to get married to each other and go on honeymoon for two weeks each

The much heralded return of TheSpoof.com's ubermeister Mark Lowton has been short lived as it was revealed today that the entire writing 'staff' of the site are to get married to each other and ta...

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