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Funny story: Man Terrified By Soft And Dreary 1980s Music And 20 Dollar Salads After Trying To Go "Organic"

Man Terrified By Soft And Dreary 1980s Music And 20 Dollar Salads After Trying To Go "Organic"

Tom Norton, 48, of La Crosse, Wisconsin, experimented with the idea of going "organic" last week, after promising himself that he would let go of Walmart-purchased pot pies, microwavable spaghetti dinners, corned beef hash, processed cheese curds, ha...

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Funny story: Monsanto’s First-Ever Genetically Modified Man Proves a Hit with Ladies

Monsanto’s First-Ever Genetically Modified Man Proves a Hit with Ladies

The jury is in: Monsanto’s first-ever genetically modified human, who/which was first launched in 2016, and is the only living adult male officially certified to be Roundup-ready, has proven to be a solid hit with the ladies! Monsanto first concei...

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Funny story: Crisis in the Clinton Campaign

Crisis in the Clinton Campaign

As the Clinton campaign prepares to go to Portland, Oregon in 3 weeks it is in serious negotiations with the Oregon event organizers. A crisis has emerged over the mayonnaise brand that will be used in potato salad at the event. It turns out t...

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Funny story: Doubts over benefits of going orgasmic

Doubts over benefits of going orgasmic

Orgasmic sensations are no healthier than non-orgasmic experiences, such as heavy petting or routine fore-play. Professor Tom Peeping and his team of intrepid observers, from Clitoral College, claim that orgasmic induction methods cause more harm...

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Funny story: Scientists new study reveals we are all in danger if we eat packaged or canned goods, which can cause cancer, obesity and heart problems.

Scientists new study reveals we are all in danger if we eat packaged or canned goods, which can cause cancer, obesity and heart problems.

Some Scientists have been studying the materials used in food and beverage packaging and have discovered some disturbing facts. Certain chemical additives used in the packaging of food and beverages, including plastics and cans, have been found to be substances which can be harmful to our health. Side effects can include, obesity, heart problems and even certain cancers, to name but a few.

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Funny story: Certified Organic Petroleum Products

Certified Organic Petroleum Products

Natural Drilling, Inc. is the world's first producer of crude oil and related products to achieve organic certification, and the company aims to challenge the market with a line of 'healthy transportation' offerings. 'The oil we bring out of the g...

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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Supermarket Goes Partially Organic

Isle Of Wight News - Supermarket Goes Partially Organic

Mayor Vernon Adcock, resplendent in lime green velvet suit, frilly pink shirt and gold platform shoes, this morning attended the ribbon cutting ceremony at the Trashco Supermarket on Asda Road in Ryde. The town's first outed gay mayor cut the ribb...

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Funny story: Study Finds Lab Rats Fed Organic Diet, Pretentious & Annoying to Other Rats

Study Finds Lab Rats Fed Organic Diet, Pretentious & Annoying to Other Rats

A university research group recently found that even mice have the ability to snub their tiny noses. The research shows that although the rats fed the organic diet were not actually healthier than the non-organic fed rats, they were much more annoyin...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama's garden not so organic

Michelle Obama's garden not so organic

WASHINGTON DC-Produce from the White House organic garden has been found to contain several commonly used pesticides, forcing the First Lady to come clean. Lettuce and cherry tomatoes carried home from a White House organic garden harvesting event...

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Funny story: New Organic Breast Implants Being Recalled

New Organic Breast Implants Being Recalled

TittyCorp, a manufacturer of silicon and the now outlawed organic breast implants, has been ordered to recall their latest organic based breast implants, called Tiggerbitties™, when it was learned that the implants began to grow after being imp...

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