Dallas, TX - Our man, Chip Fairway, is out on the long lonely pro golf trail, where it's Texas Swing time on the PGA Tour. Along the way, he has uncovered the tale of a man who has seen some adversity on his way to becoming a pro golf journey man. Er...
Millions of undersized men are flocking to South Africa for an enlargement, only Black US studs and mainly Black African men are staying where they are. Since South Africa performed a successful penis transplant the country has been invaded by mai...
The NHS has announced a major shake-up in its approach to increasing the supply of available donor organs for transplant. Dr Albert Spleen, head of the NHS Transplant Authority, told us "We have been wrestling with this problem for years. The numb...
Researchers in Britain have announced that they will soon be ready to make lungs 'to order'. Patients, instead of waiting on extremely long 'donor lists' hoping and praying for someone to die, so that they may live, will no longer have to wrestle wi...
The music and medical world were agog today after Indian Medical Practitioners announced a mind bending dual organ transplant involving two of the world's most fabled female singers. In a joint press conference, beamed world wide and live through...
Denver, CO - How can fifty-five uninsured people get insurance for free AND solve an organ shortage in Colorado? Fifty-five people without health insurance are going under the knife in a local butcher shop here, according to my source, the butcher...
The booming transplant industry involving organs harvested from executed convicts in Chinese prisons reached renewed scandalous proportions today with allegations that demand has far exceeded supply and the organs of convicted criminals are being rem...
Gordon brown announced today that "wholesale reforms" of the way we have to pay for our retirement. With the slow increase in living expenses over the next 30 years expected, as well as having to sell your house and all other worldly posses...
A new show from the makers of Big Brother, that will see a terminally ill person choose which of three people in need of a transplant gets a kidney, will probably, tragically, still attract viewers.
Greenville, South Carolina - (Ass Press): Prisoners donating an organ or limb to a State-run body parts donation program will be eligible for an immediate refund on their custodial tariffs according to a South Carolina state senate panel plea-bargain...
Hellfire Club HQ, London - (Ass Mess): The Conservative Party's Euro-Septic stink tank has finally published the names of the iconic influences which have shaped its modern political strategy in the UK today. And top of the list are the Yorkshir...
NEW YORK, December 28, Reuters - Renegade Miss USA Tara Conner announced today that she has donated organs to a child in exchange for yet another chance to retain her crown.
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