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Funny story: Prince Jeffrey Epstein Was Inaugurated As A Gutter Knight

Prince Jeffrey Epstein Was Inaugurated As A Gutter Knight

Balimmoral Castle, Scotland - (Rotters): His Roil Highness Prince Jeffrey Epstein was inaugurated into the Most Ancient and Noble Order of the Gutter** in a lavish royal Scottish ceremony according to investiture documents published this weekend.

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Funny story: Ten Of Her Majesty's Knights Of The Gutter 'Are Paedo Suspects' On Interpol Most-Wanted List

Ten Of Her Majesty's Knights Of The Gutter 'Are Paedo Suspects' On Interpol Most-Wanted List

Gibraltar - A police investigation into the Hellfire Club has uncovered filthy dirty stuff about royal tosspots - mostly stalwarts of the British Conservative Party - an FBI report said today. And top of the list is Lord Smarmington KG GCMG CH MC...

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Funny story: Bookies slash odds for Queen no-show at Royal Ascot

Bookies slash odds for Queen no-show at Royal Ascot

Windsore, Berks - Reports that she clocked a shiner in a row with Prince Philip have been hastily put down to a playful pillow fight. But the discovery of a ten pound brick inside a monogrammed cushion cover has successfully rubbished the Palace's...

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Funny story: Order of the Gutter for Kuwaiti piss-taker

Order of the Gutter for Kuwaiti piss-taker

London - A Kuwait government official tasered by cops for urinating on Tony Blair's doorstep has been nominated for the UK's top gong. Diplomatic Protection Racket officers blasted Ayedh Al-Rashidi, 40, with a powerful 50,000 volt shock and took h...

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Funny story: Washington rumors: Bush to get Order of the Garter

Washington rumors: Bush to get Order of the Garter

White House - (Ass Mess): Capitol Hill is abuzz with rumors that Queen Elizabeth is to bestow the UK's highest gallantry medal on President Bush and make him a Knight of the Order of the Garter for services to the cash-for-honors industry.

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