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Funny story: Concert to be held inside Elton John

Concert to be held inside Elton John

For years it has been one of the most exclusive and sought-after private venues in the world. Next month, Sir Elton John will be opening up his rectum for a New Years Eve concert to remember, featuring the Birmingham Philharmonic Orchestra. Conduc...

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Funny story: Anxious university students demand maestro cease conducting orchestra with a baton

Anxious university students demand maestro cease conducting orchestra with a baton

Students at a prestigious northeastern university are demanding the school’s orchestra conductor cease and desist from using either his hands, or his baton, when conducting the university orchestra. “The abrupt hand movements and the brandishing...

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Funny story: Imagine there's no orchestra - European air conductor crowned champion

Imagine there's no orchestra - European air conductor crowned champion

Air Conductor Jean-Luc Gingembre claimed his all-Europe 2010 Air Conducting championship trophy. To gain this prestigious award, the plucky Frenchman conducted his way through Stravinsky's 'Rite of Spring' in front of an impressed audience of 2,000.

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Funny story: Last Night of the Proms to be performed by the Brackley High School Orchestra

Last Night of the Proms to be performed by the Brackley High School Orchestra

In a break with tradition stretching back over ten years, the London Philharmonic Orchestra will not be performing their rousing numbers at the climax to the Proms, The Last Night of the Proms. Instead, Brackley High School Orchestra will take to the...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson conducts Philharmonic Orchestra

Boris Johnson conducts Philharmonic Orchestra

Because he is London Mayor, Boris Johnson was invited to conduct the London Philharmonic Orchestra this week. Ordinarily, he wouldn't be allowed to wield a sharp stick, however, his vaulted position meant that he was allowed to fulfil his childhood d...

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Funny story: Young Persons' Guide To The Slutty BBC Symphony Orchestra

Young Persons' Guide To The Slutty BBC Symphony Orchestra

London - Last Night of the Proms audiences were treated tonight to the sartorial shock horror of a band of scruffy, sluttish musicians conducted by Edward Gardner. Many of the female players looked as if the idea of getting their hair done for the...

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Funny story: Did I hear someone say Mahler Five?

Did I hear someone say Mahler Five?

An ailing regional orchestra has adopted a bold strategy for attracting audiences. The Norwich Sinfonietta has revealed that it intends to start taking requests during concerts. "This is totally unprecedented in the classical world," said the cond...

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Funny story: New York Philharmonic brokers Korean peace accord

New York Philharmonic brokers Korean peace accord

SEOUL, South Korea -- The New York Philharmonic brokered a musical end to the Korean War on Thursday, reprising its emotional performance of the Korean folk tune "Arirang" in the South Korean capital after its unprecedented concert in Pyong...

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Funny story: Glory holes add another dimension to artist colony

Glory holes add another dimension to artist colony

In an effort to educate, entertain and raise money at an artist's colony, it was reported today that glory holes were added to the walls of the MacDowell artist's colony in New Hampshire.

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