Several petrol stations across the UK have introduced a new scheme, which has the full backing of the World Wildlife Fund. Every time customers fill up on the forecourts they will be allocated WWF points.
When sufficient points are gathered, the m...
Wacky African dictator Sir Robert Mugabe is to lose his title along with the associated privileges. It is understood he stands to lose over 1,000 nectar points in the controversial move.
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