TANZANIA, Africa – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News has just released a report that the world-famous Zimbabwean mountain climbing team has just become the first to reach the 19,341-foot summit while totally naked – aka 100% nude. TBN’s B…
Teachers at the "Stockholm School for Wayward Children" were left feeling perplexed once more today, as they discovered that Climbing Activist, Greta Thumberg, had lost her homework for the third time this week. A spokesperson for the school, Mr G...
DENVER, COLORADO - In a special meeting of the Colorado General Assembly, lawmakers decided today to ban pot smokers from mountain climbing in Colorado while under the influence. Despite Colorado's favorable marijuana law, lawmakers are concerned...
MILWAUKEE - The city of Milwaukee is famous for being the beer brewing capital of the United States. And now Milwaukee can also boast that it is home to Adele Bunsenbaker who, at the age of 91, has just become the oldest individual to ever climb M...
MISSOULA, Montana - The Wagner F. Higginfroist Mountain Climbing Team from Missoula has just made mountain climbing history. Team leader Higginfroist said that they have successfully climbed Mt. Everest which is 29,028 feet tall. He then noted...
Dear Sir, Here I am again (oh no I hear you cry!) with the latest from my researches into the history of the Dorking Sentinels. (For any readers who are not Dorking-bred, and are unaware of the tradition after which your newspaper is named, the Sentinels were originally guardians put in place to watch for the coming of the Danes. After Ethelfrith The Unsteady defeated the Norse King Wolfram...
Adolescence, as we all know, lies between childhood and adulthood. At this unique stage, the individual keeps gaining and losing his freedom. Before long, they all yield to the demands of the social system. During this horrible period terrible things may happen. The 14-year old boy of this story, like his peers, was looking for adventures, so he decided to mountain climb alone. When he reach...
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