Back, yes, Pepe Warezabar here, and I'm back. What do they call it--a sequester? Studying my navel and sacred texts and other matters?
Now I'm bartender at Hotel Jarabulus just below the border with Turkey.
It's been two years since Kobani and my last work in Erdogan's tent (for which I received The Guard Dog's undercover-story-of-the-week award, by the way).
At this very moment I'm at th...
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