London - (Ass Mess): Puppet Monarchy tribute artiste Lord Linley is said to be delighted today after some lowlife crack dealers got five years jail for performing an act of gross indecency upon his person, cramming his nostrils with premium grade Col...
London - (Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for the accused in the 'gay minor royal £50,000 crack cocaine blackmail video' case have slammed British justice for favoring the totally anonymous and unnamed son of the late Princess Margaret.
London - (Lurid Ass Mess): The Crown Prosecution Service is being blackmailed to conduct an In-camera trial of two men accused of targeting a 'royal' figurine who is really the bastard son of notorious Labour WMD fantasist Lord Levy.
London - (Gay Ass Mess): The Buck House flunkey at the hard core of a gay video blackmail attempt on royal minors has named Vice Count (sic) Linley's father Earl Snowdon as one of his oral resuscitation partners.
Belgravia, London - (Tabloid Mess): Lord Linley's blonde bombshell wife Serena has been seen arriving at the Red Lion Square orifices of top-notch London divorce lawyers Mishcon de Reya, looking thunderous.
London - (Depraved Mess): It's looking more like a farcical episode of Royal Trash in the Attic at London auctioneers Christies UK today as their chairman of less than one year, Lord Linley, emerges as the seedy 'minor royal' in...
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