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Funny story: Local Elections 2018: A Voter's Guide to the Polling Booth

Local Elections 2018: A Voter's Guide to the Polling Booth

In response to readers' letters, emails and frequently asked questions to our political correspondent, Paxton Quigley, The Spoof is publishing its own guide to voting rights and wrongs. Can I vote in my pyjamas? (Sloppy Steve) Don't be stupid. Yo...

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Funny story: Rahm Emanuel: The Windy City doesn't want him any more, either

Rahm Emanuel: The Windy City doesn't want him any more, either

WINDY CITY - Despite the benefits of name recognition, Big Buck$ in campaign funds, and the endorsement of Prezident Obummer, The Windy City's incumbent mayor Rahm Emanuel was unable to secure enough votes to prevent a runoff election with his ch...

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Funny story: Maine state senate race to be decided on World of Warcraft

Maine state senate race to be decided on World of Warcraft

BAGOR MAINE (ABSNN) - Maine's state senate race is nearly as wild and war-like as the Presidential race between Obama and Romney. In fact, Maine Republicans have a website devoted entirely to the Democratic candidate's fondness for "World of Warcraf...

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Funny story: Selected Political News for W/E: 6th May 2012

Selected Political News for W/E: 6th May 2012

Sunday 29th April 2012 Topic: Recession "David Cameron blames UK double-dip recession on eurozone" Source: The Guardian Extract David Cameron on Sunday held out the prospect of the UK economy being dragged down for years, as he predicted the euro crisis was "nowhere near half complete" and warned the single currency may yet break up. He also admitted efforts to move the UK economy away...

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Funny story: The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: Hospital Local Elections Survey

The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: Hospital Local Elections Survey

Bartholomew Uttersthwaite had originally been out on his mission to obtain the views of the Nottingham public, on the upcoming Local Elections, but suffered failure in that attempt. Bartholomew Utterswaite Column - Local Eklections Survey Hence this, his second effort, done during his stay in ward E19 of the QMC hospital in Nottingham, as a result of his first attempt. As soon as he started to...

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Funny story: The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: Local Elections Survey

The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: Local Elections Survey

Nottingham freelance news-hound and reporter Bartholomew Uttersthwaite (69), has been out on the streets of the City Centre, to get the views of the local proletariat on the upcoming local elections in three weeks time. It was originally intended for him to go on his '1954 Raleigh Superbe Roadster' pushbike, to enable him to get around the new pedestrian routes to interview the public. But one...

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Funny story: Stupid Public Votes Themselves Into Rut

Stupid Public Votes Themselves Into Rut

LONDON - After the Alternative Vote (AV) referendum results were released with 67% saying No and 21% saying Yes, many social scientists are commenting on the idiocy of the British public. "Wow..." said one, "Just wow. When given the chance to make...

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Funny story: BNP (British Nazi Party) lose seats in Stoke-on-Trent

BNP (British Nazi Party) lose seats in Stoke-on-Trent

As local election stories flood in thick and fast, with plenty of thick councillors being elected and plenty of election agent getting out of there fast, it has been reported that the British Nazi Party has lost all five seats they held on Stoke city...

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Funny story: The Politics of Race - A True Story

The Politics of Race - A True Story

Living in Britain as an ethnic minority (guess which one), it's kinda... well you know how. Luckily, for most of my life, I have not been on the receiving end of some treatment, but nonetheless, it is shocking to see something like this happen. Hell, it happened right on my lawn. This is a conversation between a Liberal Democrat candidate, me, and my mother. A backnote: He was canvassing fo...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle elected to Blackburn Council in local elections

Susan Boyle elected to Blackburn Council in local elections

In what has turned out to be a shock result, 'Britain's Got Talent' finalist Susan Boyle has been elected to Blackburn Council in the recent local elections. The two most surprising elements to this shock result have been that 1) Susan hadn't gone...

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Funny story: Spoof writers form new "Loony, Non-Political, Headbanging Party" for contesting next GB election!

Spoof writers form new "Loony, Non-Political, Headbanging Party" for contesting next GB election!

The UK is preparing for the most astonishing non-political revolution, which will change the face of Britain forever. Some Spoof writers are totally fucked off with corrupt politicians, weak policing, crime, gays, Iraq, Afghanistan, poverty, the r...

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Funny story: Peter Snow's Swingometer Party up in arms over local elections

Peter Snow's Swingometer Party up in arms over local elections

Peter Snow, who was last night prevented from wearing his blue suede shoes because they were likely to infer political allegience, was livid that his Swingometer Party failed to register a single vote in this year's local elections.

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