A handheld laser likened to a Star Wars lightsabre and so powerful it can instantly blind and "set fire to skin and other body parts" can be bought online and shipped to the UK.
The device, with a beam 1,000 times stronger than sunlight on the ski...
London, ASS - Press: - More police officers are to be armed with Light Sabres under plans revealed by the Home Secretary.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com - Right here, on none other than TheSpoof.com, you were warned about purchasing lightsabers on eBay.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Tatooine - Marshall Brain has finally explained how a light saber works. People have been wondering for over a decade why everyone in Star Wars and on Earth, for that matter, doesn't have a light saber.
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