Why what matters no longer matters!
I don't know about you readers, but for me at least, there is far too much written in the print media, and way the hell too much on TV, about "celebrity news." Celebrity News is an oxymoronic concept in every way! There is nothing at all new about the shit celebrities get their wonky asses involved in--not a goddamned thing.
Sure we all like a good, bloo...
How I got kicked out of Divinity School, Lost my virginity and won the Vietnam War
Or God's own warrior wins the piece
It all begins with the war in Vietnam, my story does. I was in high school in Charleston, West Virginia and was faced with the inevitable for a young man in the United States during the late 1960's: the Selective Service Act or the Draft.
I had not thought too much abou...
I thought my life could not get any worse than it is; I was wrong!
I just found out that, in addition to not being able to find a human female who will buy my line of shit, my absolute favorite star, Adam Fucking Lambert has huge arm fat. My life, such as it is and has been for 61 years, is now at an end. I fully intend to slit my throat and fucking die, die, die because ole AdLam has fat a...
It was so refreshing to me to read, a few moments ago, an article written by Martin Amis.
I admit I hadn't known who he was/is until a few minutes ago. I did enjoy and agree with his column in an online newspaper.
He says the Queen doesn't listen. I can BELIEVE that because she has always appeared to me to be an extremely selfish woman.
Poor Prince William and Kate will now be under the...
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