Argh Matey! Here are some life hacks all of you seafaring scurvy dogs should know:
1. DIY Flamethrower with a lighter and can of WD40
Use the straw attachment to direct the stream of WD40 away from your body, depress nozzle and ignite with your lighter - Be warned, this hack will burn down your entire house or ship!
2. Use a tennis ball to keep your wooden leg from wearing out
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