A man who found out to his cost that life still isn’t a choose-your-own-adventure story is telling people on his blog. Bumbling buffoon Gene Daffney took out a dice and rolled it, leaving his fate to chance. Instead of going to work for a week…
(Remove that comma above, and read the truth!) Happy people are not good for the economy. When you’re miserable, you drink too much, eat too much, and go on shopping trips buying crap that will sit in the “stuff drawer” forever, or until the next…
Man about town Gavin Williamson was told not to worry about something quite trivial and wasn't planning to worry about it at all, he revealed. Although not a bullying charisma-free zone like his political name-sake Gavin is not clearly one for tri…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - Mr. and Mrs. Wally F. Frigginsteen, recently celebrated their 40th wedding anniversary. Wally bought his wife (Trulinda) a very pretty pair of Top Gun pink flip-flops. And Trulinda bought Wally, a 2022 John Deere…
Russia stated that anyone spreading ‘false information’ about its armed forces in the ‘war of liberation’ in Ukraine will get a 15 year prison sentence. So that means that Putin, if it were applied to him, should be in the slammer for about 15,000…
Are you reading the Daily Mail? Just stop doing it. Are you going to say 'Great pic' about an out of focus photo on social media? Just stop doing it. Are you reading something about politics? Just stop doing it.. Are you writing to…
Your best crockery set, you know the one your Mum gave to you fifteen years ago, when your parents moved. The one with the bad flowers and writing on it. You know the one. The one in the garage, underneath your forgotten Haircut 100 albums, Yes, that…
Spending all day outside a Primark, security guard Barry Waldhorn is wondering where his life went wrong. ‘I just thought that as a bloke in my forties, I might have had more to show for it than this’ bewailed Barry through his moustache. ‘I di…
Middle-aged school friends Shane Worthington and Gary Johnson discussed all types of things during their weekly two pints meeting in the Cat and Dog Pub in Mithering on the Trent. The pair who first met as 11-year-olds at Chutney on the Fritz's Hi…
Although you always thought you were the most charming and debonair in year 4 at your school, you are shocked to realise that even though you are no longer 8, and are now 47, your favourite teacher does not remember you. It all happens when back i…
A train driver from Whitechapel in East London has told a local newspaper that his fondest dream is to one day become a 10-year-old boy. Toby Dell, 54, told The East London Gazette: "When I get home from work in the evenings I often start daydream…
How expensive is the Radio Times? £5.25, that is how expensive the radio times is. I don't know how expensive it was last year, but it seems to be very expensive. I mean, I know when the programmes I will be watching are on. The Queen at three on…
Your computer knows all about you. It knows your search history, your innermost soul, and what you think. Sometimes, it doesn't freeze due to performing an illegal action, or because too many tabs are open. Sometimes, it just plays you up to piss…
The down-and-outers who took over the abandoned, dilapidated house on the cheap side of the lake proved themselves adaptive if nothing else. They quickly made the place livable, diverted a creek to irrigate a vegetable garden, and somehow plugged…
Harriet Campbell could not have been more surprised. After waiting for nearly four weeks the results of her DNA test were back...and somewhat alarming. "I found out I was my own mother!" According to misery.com the results obtained indicated th…
Man about town Stanley Bridgewater, is shocked to realise that he is the same age as Ed Balls. Although Stanley is 54, and has always known his age, he always assumed that Ed Balls was older. 'Yes it is a bit of shock' bewailed Stanley 'I alway…
Stanley Bridgewater and his wife Shirley have to decide which of son's Thomas latest artistic squiggles to put on the fridge. 'Each day he comes home from school, and he always has these bits of paper that he is so proud of. He calls them his art…
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