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Funny story: A Montreal College Cheerleader Injures Her Camel Toe During a Very Difficult Cheerleading Maneuver

A Montreal College Cheerleader Injures Her Camel Toe During a Very Difficult Cheerleading Maneuver

MONTREAL – (Sports Satire) – The local newspapers are reporting that the head cheerleader for the Montreal Jr. College Beavers hurt her pubic region when a very difficult cheerleading maneuver went horribly wrong. Joanie F. Mackinberger, 19, was t…

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Funny story: Woman files civil suit over slapping

Woman files civil suit over slapping

Apparently not being aware of the latest enforceable laws, Andrea Johnson of Sudbury was quite shocked after being slapped "very hard" across the face by longtime acquaintance Betty Dandeneau. As it happens Dandeneau was quite aware of the new leg…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box

Donald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box

PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that Trump has always been lawsuit happy. His sex therapist says that it stems from the fact that he has always felt underendowed in the dicky poo (cock) department. The National Register of…

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Funny story: The San Francisco Giants Fire Their Bat-Boy

The San Francisco Giants Fire Their Bat-Boy

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball has announced that they will be conducting an intensive investigation regarding the firing of the bat boy for the San Francisco Giants. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx broke the story of littl…

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Funny story: American Idol Contestant Files a Lawsuit Against Katy Perry

American Idol Contestant Files a Lawsuit Against Katy Perry

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – There is a bit of concern in the world of American Idol as one of the contestants who was rejected is extremely upset with one of the show's judges. Contestant Birdy F. Kyrzyk from Prickly Pear, Arizona, told Hollywood…

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Funny story: Donald J. Trump Settles With Pussy Riot

Donald J. Trump Settles With Pussy Riot

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – President Trump recently told the three members of the all-girl Russian heavy metal band, Pussy Riot, that there was no way he was going to pay them the $17 million lawsuit that they filed against him for using their s…

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Funny story: Pussy Riot Files a Lawsuit Against President Trump

Pussy Riot Files a Lawsuit Against President Trump

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – According to Boom Boom News, the Russian all-girl rock band, Pussy Riot, has filed a $17 million lawsuit against President Trump. The attorney for the band, Babette Nimbus, informed Boom Boom, that Pussy Riot has to…

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Funny story: President Trump is Being Sued By The Ku Klux Klan and The Proud Boys

President Trump is Being Sued By The Ku Klux Klan and The Proud Boys

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) - President Trump’s lead lawyer, Segundo Juarez, has just commented that two white extremist groups have filed lawsuits against one Donald Jonathan Trump, esq. The two organizations are the Ku Klux Klan and the P…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Be Filing a Personal Lawsuit Against China for Causing the Coronavirus

President Trump Says He Will Be Filing a Personal Lawsuit Against China for Causing the Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The man who has sued more people than anyone else in the entire nation, has just stated that his latest one is a doozy. President Trump, the undisputed leader of the free world, has just remarked that he has instructed his lawsu...

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Funny story: Max Factor to Sue Trump

Max Factor to Sue Trump

Cosmetics giant Max Factor has today announced its intention to sue president Donald John Trump. The suit aledges that president Trump, who is widely known to be a long-time user of Max factor’s products, has caused lasting damage to the compan...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Dodger Fans Lawsuit Against the Houston Astros Gets Thrown Out at Second Base

The Los Angeles Dodger Fans Lawsuit Against the Houston Astros Gets Thrown Out at Second Base

HOUSTON – A District 43 circuit judge has just thrown out the $12.7 million lawsuit that had been filed against the Houston Astros organization by a group calling itself The Left Coast Anti-Astros Coalition. LCAAC spokeswoman, Willadeena Pinnsanel...

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Funny story: Is Hoffman La Roche Peaking Yet?

Is Hoffman La Roche Peaking Yet?

Geneva: This afternoon, drug manufacturer Hoffman La Roche, most notably famous for bringing the wildly popular pharmaceutical Lysergic acid diethylamide to market (we all know it as LSD, windowpane, double domes, etc.), announced the formation of a...

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Funny story: Magnets sue to express their same-polarity attraction

Magnets sue to express their same-polarity attraction

Two north pole magnets are suing because they really love each other and are not allowed to unite. According to their attorney, Dave Smith, they should have the right to express their attraction to one another and not be forced to keep it hidden.

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Funny story: Taylor Swift's Awarded Dollar Pushes Her Into New Tax Bracket

Taylor Swift's Awarded Dollar Pushes Her Into New Tax Bracket

After Taylor Swift was allegedly sexually assaulted by a radio DJ who lost his job over her claim about it, that DJ tried to sue her, claiming that the sexual assault never happened. Taylor Swift countersued for one dollar, and was awarded that doll...

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Funny story: Fudge-Packers Named in Lawsuit

Fudge-Packers Named in Lawsuit

Charlotte N.C. - Popular candy gram business Fudge Packers is being sued by the Pucker family. According to the complaint, Ebony Pucker ordered fudge through the company but claimes it put her pet at risk due to it's dangerous and irresponsible deli...

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Funny story: Black rights group sues God over snow

Black rights group sues God over snow

A local activist group files class action suit against God claiming that snow is racist and doesn't meet affirmative action quotas. They reason that if white folks get white snow, other groups should get snow that is closer to their skin colors. S...

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Funny story: Spinney McGintz Gives Tips On How To Act In Court

Spinney McGintz Gives Tips On How To Act In Court

Yo everybody, this is your good friend Spinny McGintz talking to you from Riker's Island prison where I'm spending a little vacation after holding up a burger joint with a frozen banana. Don't worry about me, I'll be just fine in my nice new orange jump suit. Today I want to explain to all of you everything you need to know about court etiquette. Believe me after spending several of days in c...

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