An nationwide poll has revealed that nearly half of all people who attend church only do so to get laundry change from the collection plate.
"If this is true, it's startling," said Reverend Augie Fistleprig of the Church of the Holy Cow. "I mus...
This morning, our Spoof reporter, Inchcock Chambers, was doing his laundry at this local launderette (the police has fininshed the break-in investigation, and the windows have been boarded up), and overheard the following from a young lady in the shop.
He thought perhaps someone could work out what the conversation actually applied to, and inform him please?
The young lady answered the incom...
In a shocking announcement by the International Tomato Board, the root cause for catsup stains was discovered after years of intensive research, and found to be linked to the actual pigment of the tomato.
It was quite a shock for our whole researc...
In a crackdown on criminal Surfers, the Fraud squad have revealed that they are to enforce even stricter rules on laundering than have previously been in force.
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