New York, NY - (Reuterus): Face masks are being issued by Mile High Airways after air con swab tests revealed Club Class passengers’ coughing and sneezing is down to soaring levels of sperm. Technicians discovered billions of sperm colony-forming...
Washington DC: White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced that President Obama has asked Congress not to pursue an assault weapons ban, but instead work on Glove Control legislation. Many conservative Democrats and Republicans have a hard ti...
A rise in OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder) cases has also given rise to demand of latex gloves in more colors than white and eggshell. Sterile gloves now come in a variety of colors, the most sought after of which is black. Yes, now you can go on that dinner date in your little black dress and not look out of place wearing white latex gloves. Instead, you can slide on a pair of sleek black g...
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