"Warped factor ten Mr Zooloo" commanded Captain Skirt.
"Aye aye sird" answered first mate Zooloo.
"We only go up to warped factor eight" interrupted Lieutenant Spook.
"What happened to the other two?" enquired Skirt.
"Left them at home sird" said Zooloo.
"Ask Engineer Snotty to give us all he has got" ordered Captain Skirt.
"Hey ho" replied Pekoff.
"Stop that!" shouted Lieuten...
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