Showing:

Funny satire stories about knitting

Try another search?

Funny story: Scotland's alternative vaccine

Scotland's alternative vaccine

The people of Scotland, like the rest of the UK, are suffering during lockdown. But the Scottish government may be about to put a huge smile on their faces. First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has prescribed three grams of heroin to every man, woman an…

Read full story
Funny story: Doping Scandal Rocks World Knitting. Calls for Ban on Earl Grey

Doping Scandal Rocks World Knitting. Calls for Ban on Earl Grey

Knitters around the globe are stunned by a confession from Ethel Bainbridge, winner of the North England Balaclava Knitathon three years running, that she imbibes Earl Grey tea and applies WD40 lubricant to her needles before competing. Both performa...

Read full story
Funny story: Andy Murray drives his female fans to knitting!

Andy Murray drives his female fans to knitting!

Female Andy Murray fans have come up with a great way of watching the great British hope stumble through his games at Wimbledon; they knit during the games because although Andy is a Brit, he's a pretty boring one. Female British "once a year tenn...

Read full story
Funny story: Shocking revelation from Stallone: 'my secret love for crochet'

Shocking revelation from Stallone: 'my secret love for crochet'

Hollywoood superstar, Sylvester 'Rocky' Stallone has this week tearfully revealed a long hidden secret...his love for the art of crochet. In an emotional interview with American confessional chat show host, Epiphany Fudge, the Rambo actor described c...

Read full story
Funny story: Jumpers Coming Back Into Fashion

Jumpers Coming Back Into Fashion

Good news for struggling jumper manufacturers, as sales of jumpers started to show a definite upward trend for the first time in 20 years. City analysts are confidently predicting that jumper sales will continue to grow, as jumpers come back into fas...

Read full story
Funny story: Knitting - there is no easy way

Knitting - there is no easy way

A government think-tank comprising of esteemed scientists, mathematicians, statisticians and four elderly ladies, yesterday concluded that there is no easy way to approach the almost forgotten art of knitting. "Knitting is an incredibly complex pr...

Read full story
Funny story: Knitting noodles

Knitting noodles

A UK grandma was presented with the 'Good Household' twin knitting and spaghetti-craft awards today, by creating the world's first edible sweater. Elsie Batty-Edwards from Cardigan, North Wales said that she'd first learnt to finger-knit in her da...

Read full story
Funny story: Minister to open Olympic Knitting Championships

Minister to open Olympic Knitting Championships

The Minister for Opus Dei, Ruth Kelly, will be opening the UK Olympic Knitting Championships later today. Held every four years at venues throughout the world, it is the turn of the tiny hamlet of Stoke Boyler in Devon to host this prestigious eve...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more