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Funny story: Donald and Melania Trump Have Decided To Adopt a Baby From Kenya

Donald and Melania Trump Have Decided To Adopt a Baby From Kenya

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of Donald Trump’s girlfriends has advised him that if he wants to get back into the good graces of the American people he is going to have to change his evil, racist ways. Close friend and rumored girlfriend,…

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Funny story: Kanye West Moving To Kenya

Kanye West Moving To Kenya

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – RumorLand News has acknowledged that the man who is known as Mr. Kim Kardashian is still very upset at the fact that he lost the presidential election. Kanye West met with RN’s Cookie Canada at a local KFC, and expres…

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Funny story: President Donald J. Trump is Literally Scared to Death About the Vote-by-Mail Concept

President Donald J. Trump is Literally Scared to Death About the Vote-by-Mail Concept

DETROIT – The 45th president was in Detroit visiting a factory that produces cigarette lighters for three-wheelers. He told a crowd, estimated to be about 87 or 88 people, that he is going to do everything humanly possible to see to it that this s...

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Funny story: President Trump's DNA Found In Kenya

President Trump's DNA Found In Kenya

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what genealogy experts are calling the most baffling discovery in over 45 years of genealogical research, President Donald J. Trump’s DNA has been found in Kenya. The Washington Globe-Express reported that the amazing thing i…

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Gives President Trump The Names of Three Prominent People Who He Says Where Born in Kenya

Mitch McConnell Gives President Trump The Names of Three Prominent People Who He Says Where Born in Kenya

FRESNO, California – Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, 78, and his wife Elaine “Cookie” Chao, 67, traveled to California to visit Elaine’s step-sister Ling Ling Moo-Moo. While there, McConnell was asked by the left coast media, why he has 6...

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Has Proof That CNN's Don Lemon Was Born In Kenya

President Trump Says He Has Proof That CNN's Don Lemon Was Born In Kenya

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has told the Vox Populi News Agency that he has undisputed proof that CNN’s Don Lemon was not born in Louisiana, but in Kenya. Trump spoke with Vox Populi’s Magenta McSalsa, and said that one of his secret servic...

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Funny story: May's African trip causes mass deaths

May's African trip causes mass deaths

At least 39 people are now confirmed dead in what is the worst outbreak of embarrassment in Britain since Nigel Farage gloated about winning the Brexit vote. Prime Minister Theresa May has been in Kenya this week, the first UK PM to visit the country...

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Funny story: Turns out that Trump was born in...

Turns out that Trump was born in...

In June of 1946, Fred Trump and his very pregnant wife were traveling (ill-advised... imagine that) from South Africa back to New York. Their plane suddenly lost power in of the engines. The engine was malfunctioning and would work and then fail agai...

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Funny story: President Obama's Missing Passport

President Obama's Missing Passport

Seems that President Obama was all set to board Air Force One when an official from the TSA Department at Andrew's Air Force Base stopped him before climbing the steps. The official wanted to check his Passport. Obama said he didn't have one. He expl...

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Funny story: Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics have been rocked by a statement made by Kenya's lone figure skater Mumbi Kagunda. The gorgeous 27-year-old skater is claiming that British music mogul Simon Cowell is the father of her twin boys Gakuro and Gatimu...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya

Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has admitted that he is obsessed with missiles. Ever since he was a little boy he used to play with yellow #2 pencils and pretend that they were SAM (Surface-to-Air) missiles. His mother even took him to a t...

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Funny story: Canada Sells 12 Polar Bears To Kenya

Canada Sells 12 Polar Bears To Kenya

OTTAWA, Canada - The Canadian government has just stated that they have sold a dozen polar bears to the African country of Kenya. Kenya which is a warm country with year round temperatures in the 90s commented that the polar bears will all be hous...

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Funny story: President Obama to Run for Third Term, as President of Kenya

President Obama to Run for Third Term, as President of Kenya

Sources close to the president have confirmed what heretofore had been only a tantalizing rumor. But today a startled world learned that at the conclusion of his second term the President plans to move with the first family to Kenya and run for the...

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Funny story: Revealed: Obama plans to flee to his native Kenya when he loses election

Revealed: Obama plans to flee to his native Kenya when he loses election

Barack Hussein Obama is on the verge of losing the election and he knows it. He also know that Mitt Romney is planning to launch an investigation into the legality of the Obama presidency. On top of that the incoming Romney administration and s...

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Funny story: Lord Lucan 'still drawing his UK old age pension and winter heating allowance': reports

Lord Lucan 'still drawing his UK old age pension and winter heating allowance': reports

London - Declared 'legally dead' in October 1999 he even got a free TV licence sent to his Nyang'oma Kogelo, Nyanza Province, Kenya PO Box address and Christmas cards signed by Mrs Thatcher. This weekend the full extent of UK taxpayer largesse to...

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Funny story: Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family

Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family

A British father has been applauded for his quick thinking which saved his family from savage, hungry lions in Tanzania. Whilst on the holiday of a lifetime, the Philbin family's tour bus broke down, deep in the Serengeti. As the driver radioed f...

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Funny story: Obama is pronounced Ooh Be A Ma

Obama is pronounced Ooh Be A Ma

After four years in the public eye, Barack Obama has come forward to tell people how to pronounce his name. "For the past few years," said Obama, "I have kept quiet whilst people mispronounciate my name. Barack they get right, generally, although...

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