WASHINGTON, D.C.--When Sgt. Dakota Meyer learned he would receive the Medal of Honor for his heroic actions in Afghanistan, Meyer requested a meeting with President Obama.
Advisors to the President suggested that young soldiers enjoy beer much mor...
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"See you in hell."
"At least now you can't f*** up anything else."
"Our name is our advice."
"Yeah, suck it!"
"Thanks for the pardon. I have unfinished work in this world."
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