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Funny story: An urban fable: It's all in the name

An urban fable: It's all in the name

Damien Dread had a weird name but he was kind of proud of it. You could say he "grew" into the name over the years. As a little kid in elementary school, Damien Dread was teased unceasingly about his surname. Some wiseguy by the name of Tommy Truesgood looked up the word "dread" on an online dictionary from his cell phone and discovered that "dread" meant to "anticipate with great apprehension or...

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Funny story: Rihanna: Hey Y'all I'm Happy To Say That I'm Finally Over My Violent Boyfriend Chris Brown

Rihanna: Hey Y'all I'm Happy To Say That I'm Finally Over My Violent Boyfriend Chris Brown

NEW ORLEANS - Rihanna performed before a sold-out audience at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy. After the show she spoke backstage with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. Miss Chipotle complimented her on her brand new...

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Funny story: The Hams of Death - A Christmas Story

The Hams of Death - A Christmas Story

The thin man with bruised knuckles had sprawled out across a vintage creaky green and yellow plaid La-Z-Boy with one knee slightly bent so his bare feet could avail themselves of every last square inch of fully extended footrest. Lounging in a wife beater tee and duck patterned boxers, the mid life crisis poster child was nothing more than an unlikely American tourist turned writer who found hims...

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Funny story: Chelsea Back Line Briefed In Karate

Chelsea Back Line Briefed In Karate

Chelsea defenders have been receiving special training in unarmed combat in preparation for tonight's clash with Manchester Utd. Skipper John Terry and his colleagues are determined not to be caught out by any surprise attacks launched on them by...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Learns Karate

Miley Cyrus Learns Karate

Miley Cyrus is learning karate at the Chang Karate school in New Jersey in the event she is placed in prison with voracious lesbians. "I am learning karate because I fear that one day I might end up in prison and I don't want to get attacked by d...

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Funny story: China judokas 'faked their rage'

China judokas 'faked their rage'

WONGDONG, China - Bone-aspartame tests on judokas in south China have shown that thousands had faked their rage, often in order to keep competing in judo events. Tests on nearly 13,000 judokas found that more than 3,000 were nicer than their appar...

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Funny story: Random Kung Fu Attacks Continue

Random Kung Fu Attacks Continue

The town of Flubadub, Canada, is not known for anything. It's a quiet place of 1000 people and a few chickens. But recently a series of bizarre kung-fu attacks have taken place on innocent people in the town.

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