Alex Wallbanger of Somerset, Kentucky says that if it hadn't been for the old rotary telephone he would have been in a mess.
After his wife, Nuggy, had went to work on the night shift and after they had had some fun in bed, Alex had gone to sleep.
Monmouth Park NJ: There is a new multi-millionaire in the Garden State today, as a New Jersey man hits it big on the sport of king's playing the trifecta. (A trifecta is a bet where the bettor must predict which horses in a race will finish first, se...
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