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Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?

Funny story: Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?

While world leaders gathered in a remote corner of that moose preserve known as "Canada" to discuss possible solutions to North Korea's nuclear threat, it appears that a North Korean Air Force general got an idea of his own. "We very sorry!" decla...

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Trump's Jerusalem victory will turn the tide in the war on Christmas

Funny story: Trump's Jerusalem victory will turn the tide in the war on Christmas

The war on Christmas is eternal, and will only be won when Jesus Christ himself returns and everyone in the world is dead. Today that glorious day came a step closer when Donald Trump effectively reclaimed Jerusalem as the capital of Christianity, pr...

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Trump: "Who knew peace in the Middle East would be so complex?"

Funny story: Trump: "Who knew peace in the Middle East would be so complex?"

Donald Trump continued his first international trip today with a visit to Jerusalem, where he planned to unveil his plan for peace between Israelis and Palestinians. He had previously declared his plan the "best ever" and said that peace would be onl...

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Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Funny story: Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Ivanka Trump is making no apologies for a sex video that has recently gone viral on the internet. "Hey", she protested, "my hubby and I are entitled to a romantic getaway just like any other couple, and daddy happens to have a large number of hote...

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Said Judas Iscariot -- The Greatest Archaeological Find Ever?

Funny story: Said Judas Iscariot -- The Greatest Archaeological Find Ever?

Archaeologists have uncovered in a rubbish pit outside Jerusalem what may well be the find of the century outstripping even the discovery of Tutankhamen's tomb in 1922. It is a parchment believed to have been distributed weekly among the intelligents...

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Archaeologists Find Letter from Pontius Pilate

Funny story: Archaeologists Find Letter from Pontius Pilate

Archaeologists excavating along the North West coast of Palestine close to where Pontius Pilate had his palace have made a remarkable find. It is a letter written on papyrus. Experts are not sure if it is a copy or not. Was it ever sent? Did Tiberius Caesar read it and respond? If not, we could well be living now in a very different world indeed. Because what they unearthed is a letter from Po...

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Dead Sea scrolls contradict Cameron.

Funny story: Dead Sea scrolls contradict Cameron.

Scholars at the Shrine of the Book museum in Jerusalem were shocked today when a fragment of the dead sea scrolls being studied for the first time under ultraviolet light stated that Jesus did not invent The Big Society and in no way condones the act...

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Jerusalem: City of culture

Funny story: Jerusalem: City of culture

Derry is by no means the only city in the world that ever got the "City of Culture" gong. A lost book by ancient historian Josephus could set the world alight if it is released to the public. Archaeologists came across the script in a cave near the Dead Sea and believe it to be genuine. It describes in detail what exactly happened to Jesus Christ. According to Josephus, Jerusalem had been g...

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Romney in Jerusalem: "That's one wail of a wall you got there, guys!"

According to the press corps traveling with the Romney campaign the trip to Israel was to be the crowning moment of a world tour that, as yet, had been a disaster. Campaign aides breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that Israeli Prime MinisterBenja...

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Pacifist priests have broom battle in Bethlehem!

Funny story: Pacifist priests have broom battle in Bethlehem!

Two rival groups of priests, one holier than the other, have fought out a broom battle in the church where Jesus is believed to have been born. A group of Greek orthodox priests grabbed every broom available to knock the lights out of a group of Arme...

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Mark Twain vindicated as satellite finds vast UFO pyramid complex under Dome of the Rock

Funny story: Mark Twain vindicated as satellite finds vast UFO pyramid complex under Dome of the Rock

Jerusalem - The US author and humorist first hinted at the extraterrestrial silo's existence during his 1867 travels around the Middle East. Today the publication of aerial shots showing a 'massive subterranean matrix' under the 7th century AD Isl...

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Hezbollah Calls For Standardized Jewish Slurs

Hezbollah leader, Sheik Hassan Nasrullah, met today with United Nations Secretary General, Ban Ki-moon, demanding that the UN convene an emergency meeting immediately to standardize language condemning Israel. Stating that it is readily apparent...

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Pope does great stand-up routine in Jerusalem

Funny story: Pope does great stand-up routine in Jerusalem

Pope Benedict today did a great concert in Jerusalem, winning many standing ovations for his excellent and famously tasteless comedy routine. 'Hi!', he shouted, running on to the stage there, dressed as a woman, 'how're ya doing, Israel?', to loud cheers from the huge audience. 'A funny thing happened to me on the way here', he said. 'A woman shouted out 'We don't want you Nazi swine coming her...

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Plot Revealed of The Lost Symbol, Sequel to The Da Vinci Code

Funny story: Plot Revealed of The Lost Symbol, Sequel to The Da Vinci Code

Dan Brown's newest novel, The Lost Symbol, will not be released to the public until September. It is expected to have "Harry Potter like numbers" for the initial release and publishers have ordered more than ten million copies to be printed for this...

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God authored unearthed documents in Jerusalem

Funny story: God authored unearthed documents in Jerusalem

Jerusalem - Rare documents were uncovered by archeologists this week believed to have been written by God prior to His creation of heaven and earth. Professor Calloused Hands, an archeologist teaching at the University of Wailing Wall in Jerusale...

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Obama Gives Away Jerusalem to the Jews!

Funny story: Obama Gives Away Jerusalem to the Jews!

In his speech before a US Jewish organization, Barack Hussein Obama wanted to reassure his audience that they had nothing to fear from a Presidential candidate whose name sounds like it came off a terrorist watch list.

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Gospel of Peter found in Jerusalem

Funny story: Gospel of Peter found in Jerusalem

The Gospel of Peter has been discovered on a building site in Jerusalem, and already authenticated and carbon dated to the time of Jesus, it is being touted as the most significant religious find in the last 2,000 years

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New Religious Movement In Jerusalem

Funny story: New Religious Movement In Jerusalem

In the Middle-Eastern city of Jerusalem a new religion is rapidly spreading, preaching peace on Earth, forgiveness of sins, and love for one's neighbour. This religion is Christianity.

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