The big daddy of vampires (no not Robert Pattinson), we're talking about Count Dracula, has sensationally revealed today that he is actually afraid of the dark. Jeremy Vine was interviewing the Transylvanian transfusionist about his upcoming book,...
"Daphne Fowler from the Eggheads is not only the strongest player, she is the physically the strongest member on the Eggheads team and actually an Alien God", says a tearful and spineless, Jeremy Vine. "I have to make sure she checks all the answe...
Its official! BBC presenter Jeremy Vine has been declared as the most depressing man in history! His utterly depressing monologues regarding the current global financial crisis via BBC's "Panorama" have seen UK suicide rates rocket! A countrywi...
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