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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo’s crack reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that former lovebirds, Jen & Ben, were spotted drinking avocado margaritas and munching on El Machote Fiery Hot Corn Chips down in sunn…

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Funny story: Alex Rodriguez Pays $4,000 For Jennifer Lopez To Get An Ass Tattoo

Alex Rodriguez Pays $4,000 For Jennifer Lopez To Get An Ass Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the sexiest celebrities in America has just revealed that her New Year’s resolution was to get a brand new tattoo on her ample ass. Jennifer Lopez told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle that her fiancé,…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Apologizes For The Nude Photos

Jennifer Lopez Apologizes For The Nude Photos

RENO, Nevada – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez, has just apologized to all of her fans, her family, her ex-husbands, and to her Bronx priest, Father Paco. J.Lo told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that an unscrupulous bisexual hairstylist ma…

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Funny story: A Near-Nude Jennifer Lopez Steals the American Music Awards Show

A Near-Nude Jennifer Lopez Steals the American Music Awards Show

LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) – This year's "AMA Show" was broadcast live from the Microsoft Ctrl-Alt-Delete Theater in downtown Hollywood. It was hosted by Taraji P. Henson, co-inventor of the Jim Henson Muppets. Most entertainment media pu…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez has an old puss

Jennifer Lopez has an old puss

A 26-year-old cat is getting a new lease on life after a foster home decided to "take a chance" on the cuddly old pussy by donating her to Jennifer Lopez. The elderly female cat, named Maria, was surrendered to the Lopez home last month, after its…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Says She Loves Making Love, Music, and Money

Jennifer Lopez Says She Loves Making Love, Music, and Money

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - J-Lo appeared on Kelly Clarkson’s talk show, and said that she and her boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez, and their combined four kids, are doing fine sheltering-in-place in their luxurious Bronx mansion . Jennifer told Kel…

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Funny story: The Gorgeously Sexy Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Agree to be Co-Directors of Joe Biden’s Left Coast Presidential Campaign

The Gorgeously Sexy Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Agree to be Co-Directors of Joe Biden’s Left Coast Presidential Campaign

LOS ANGELES – (Spoof News) - Jennifer Lopez and her Super Bowl halftime show fellow performer, Shakira, recently met with Joe Biden at the La Brea Tar Pits Convention Center. The two hot Latina entertainers told USA Today that they have agreed to…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez To Record An Album With Hip Hop Artist Snoop Dogg and Rapper Black Kitty Meow Meow

Jennifer Lopez To Record An Album With Hip Hop Artist Snoop Dogg and Rapper Black Kitty Meow Meow

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - J.Lo, at 51, looks a lot sexier, sensuous, and erotic than women half her age. She recently told CNN’s Brooke Baldwin that she keeps fit by drinking 22 eight-ounce glasses of water a day, and eating nothing but die…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Has Curled One Off

Jennifer Lopez Has Curled One Off

The entertainment world was in shock this evening, after it was reported that Jennifer Lopez, the Hollywood superstar, had curled one off. Lopez, 50, who has starred in some movies, and also had some hit singles, had previously been imagined to be…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Is Thrilled at Having Her Own Reality Show on the Bravo Network

Jennifer Lopez Is Thrilled at Having Her Own Reality Show on the Bravo Network

NEW YORK CITY – Executives at the Bravo Television Network are happy to announce that they have just signed Jennifer Lopez to star in her very own reality show. The show will feature Jennifer; her husband, the New York Yankees great, Alex Rodrigue…

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Gives President Trump The Names of Three Prominent People Who He Says Where Born in Kenya

Mitch McConnell Gives President Trump The Names of Three Prominent People Who He Says Where Born in Kenya

FRESNO, California – Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, 78, and his wife Elaine “Cookie” Chao, 67, traveled to California to visit Elaine’s step-sister Ling Ling Moo-Moo. While there, McConnell was asked by the left coast media, why he has 6...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, two hot erotically sexy Latinas performed what many are saying was the best Super Bowl halftime show in the history of the Super Bowl. JLo and Shakira structed up and down the stage dressed in outfits...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.

MIAMI – JLo and Shakira shook up the Super Bowl stage at halftime, and reports are that their sensuously sexy gyrations registered a reading of 1.7 on the Richter Scale. Both hot Latinas rocked the crowd as well as the worldwide audience, wearing...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Brawl During Super Bowl Halftime Break

Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Brawl During Super Bowl Halftime Break

Police were called and were forced to intervene during the Super Bowl halftime show this evening, when Jennifer Lopez and singer, Shakira, got into some kind of dispute, and came to blows. It's not known what caused the incident, but the two are k...

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Funny story: Sexy Latina Babes Jennifer Lopez and Shakira To Perform At Halftime At Super Bowl LIV (54)

Sexy Latina Babes Jennifer Lopez and Shakira To Perform At Halftime At Super Bowl LIV (54)

MIAMI – This year’s Super Bowl (LIV) between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs will feature two hot Latinas performing at halftime. Jennifer Lopez, 50, who is Puerto Rican, and Shakira, 42, who is Colombian, will both be shaking thei...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest of American Idol and Demi Lovato Respond To The Romance Rumors

Ryan Seacrest of American Idol and Demi Lovato Respond To The Romance Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that Ryan Seacrest has always been very fond of pop singer Demi Lovato. The American Idol host recently had her appear on his show as a guest judge and the fans loved her. Seacrest was thrilled since the LaLaLand rum...

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Funny story: Harry Connick Jr. Says If He Wasn't Married He Would Take Jennifer Lopez Away From Casper Smart In A New York Minute

Harry Connick Jr. Says If He Wasn't Married He Would Take Jennifer Lopez Away From Casper Smart In A New York Minute

HOLLYWOOD - Harry Connick Jr. talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and told her that he is having a great time being a judge on this season's edition of American Idol. He noted that he loves the heck out of getting to sit next to t...

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