Tattomein- "Go! Not go! Only to be in existence is a waste of space. Must follow to its' conclusion of logical" said Yoga to Luke and Leia Pissgum Skywalker as they fought their way into their starfighter suit and star fighter ship.
"I think someone's gaining a few killipgrims in their posterior side," chided Luke as he struggled with the seat harness."
"Oh shut up!" replied Leia as she pull...
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