For hundreds of years, doctors assigned to the Royal Family have done their duty to see that all prospective brides of the Royals are pure and chaste. This procedure involves interviews, confessions, and a physical examination to verify that the hym...
Increasing numbers of Muslim brides are having taxpayer funded (naturally!) 'virginity' repair operations before marriage.There were 116,000 hymen replacement operations carried out in Bradford Royal Infirmary before lunch this morning, an increase o...
In a late breaking story in the American Medical Journal, Chelsea Clinton admits to how she broke her Hymen and what she did about it prior to her arranged marriage in Rheinbeck, NY taking place this weekend! According to the attending physician D...
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In ground-breaking surgery, a young lady golfer had her virginity restored after a bizarre accident on world famous golf course of St Andrews in Scotland.
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