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Funny story: Cotton Bud Became Lodged In Ear Canal

Cotton Bud Became Lodged In Ear Canal

Personal hygiene is of the utmost importance, particularly in times such as we are living through with the Coroonavirus pandemic, but things were taken just a little bit too far by one man this week, when a cotton bud he was using to clean his ears o…

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Funny story: Man Starts Off New Year As He Means To Go On - By Cleaning His Earholes Out

Man Starts Off New Year As He Means To Go On - By Cleaning His Earholes Out

A new year, and a new beginning were the sentiments expressed by one man this morning, as Tony Chudworth made it his New Year's resolution to clean out his earholes 'more often than in the past'. On paper, this doesn't mean very much. Chudworth ha...

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Funny story: Party Time as Makers of Viagra, Chapstick and Sensodyne Toothpaste Combine

Party Time as Makers of Viagra, Chapstick and Sensodyne Toothpaste Combine

"It's a no-brainer. Who wouldn't want to sell all the ingredients for the after-party? Viagra for that long lasting erection, along with Sensodyne for oral health, and Chapstick to moisten those dry, cracked lips. We also do Panadol for the hangover,...

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Funny story: Kebab pathogens found in 9 out of 10 prostate cancer swabs, innit

Kebab pathogens found in 9 out of 10 prostate cancer swabs, innit

London - Telltale signs of poor oral hygiene are emerging in the latest report into treatable cancers. A Royal College of Swabbologists survey has discovered traces of bacteria, viruses and parasites commonly found in the ubiquitous doner and shis...

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Funny story: Eating your desk at lunch-time is 'a health hazard'

Eating your desk at lunch-time is 'a health hazard'

More sedentary workers are eating their desks during their lunch-hour instead of going out to a café or furniture shop. Some just nibble at desk-top corners, but many have been seen biting big chunks off. Office workers are making themselves more...

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