OK, I have a confession to make: I think I'm a bad person. Not "Battlefield Earth" bad, but bad enough. What has driven me to all this self-flagellation? What could cause such dark introspection and self recrimination? The answer is simple - a crazy chimpanzee.
I still can't stop thinking about the former celebrity chimpanzee who went nuts.
How could a story about a former celebrity chimp wh...
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