The World was in a state of panic yesterday. People in every nook and cranny of this wonderous globe woke up to find 'all holes missing'.
People wandered happily, into doughnut shops, unaware of the issue, and came out crestfallen. No holes in their doughnuts meant that they weren't really doughnuts after all.
As they looked around them and discussed the situation, many admitted they had...
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