Twas a dark and windy neet. T' rain lashed out at t' lonley couple struggling to walk rain sooked road.
EEEE, they should ave stayed at ome, tha knows, but 'eathcliffe and his wife were on't way tut manor ouse of Dr Peasemould where wife, of Eathcliffe, were t' get elp.
Wind, eee, it were gettin oop, an t' wife were getting weary, so Eathcliffe gave lass piggyback fut last mile.
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