Showing:

Funny satire stories about haut de la garenne

Try another search?

Funny story: No-one Murdered at Jersey Children's Home

No-one Murdered at Jersey Children's Home

Detectives investigating alleged cases of historical child abuse at a former children's home in Jersey have now publicly stated no children were murdered there, regardless of masses of burned, crushed bones and milk teeth being discovered buried and...

Read full story
Funny story: Haut de la Garenne: no Nazis but Jersey top cop suspended

Haut de la Garenne: no Nazis but Jersey top cop suspended

Jersey - (Sieg Heil! Mess): Jersey's ruling Politburo has issued a statement confirming that no Nazi connections have been found at the notorious WWII tunnel complex leading to the Haut de la Garenne alleged abuse care home. The news was qualified...

Read full story
Funny story: Haut de la Garenne probe moves to Nazi bunker under Buckingham Palace

Haut de la Garenne probe moves to Nazi bunker under Buckingham Palace

London - (Lurid Mess): A Nazi wartime bunker under Buckingham Palace is the latest suspected site in the Haut de la Garenne police probe.

Read full story
Funny story: Haut de la Garenne: "It's the pits," cops say

Haut de la Garenne: "It's the pits," cops say

St Helier, Jersey - (Sordid Mess): Police excavating the Haut de la Garenne site have found a series of lime pits at the dormitory end of the former children's home.

Read full story
Funny story: Haut de la Garenne: 'grisly drain leads to Drowning Street lav'

Haut de la Garenne: 'grisly drain leads to Drowning Street lav'

Jersey - (Putrid Mess): Forensic archaeologists probing the Haut de la Garenne house of horrors say a suspect drain under a basement 'cattle trough' sink "leads straight to sewers under 10 Drowning Street."...

Read full story
Funny story: Haut de la Garenne: Bergerac summons Portuguese police

Haut de la Garenne: Bergerac summons Portuguese police

St Helier, Jersey - (Abominable Mess): Sgt Jim Bergerac of the Jersey Police Service has invited Portuguese police to help stretch out the grisly excavations until the holiday season arrives in the Channel Islands.

Read full story
Funny story: Jersey Horror Dig Unearths Ned Kelly Bones

Jersey Horror Dig Unearths Ned Kelly Bones

Police and forensic scientists digging at the site of the Jersey Horror Home have found, what they believe to be, the bones of infamous 19th-century Australian outlaw Ned Kelly.

Read full story
Funny story: Haut de la Garenne: Bergerac Fans Slam Jersey Minister's Fakebook Campaign

Haut de la Garenne: Bergerac Fans Slam Jersey Minister's Fakebook Campaign

St Martin, Jersey - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Jersey's First Minister has mounted a deception campaign on his Fakebook blog entry according to outraged Bergerac fans.

Read full story
Funny story: Jersey graves and crime witnesses 'just BBC's Bergerac TV series props' says church

Jersey graves and crime witnesses 'just BBC's Bergerac TV series props' says church

St Martin, Jersey - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The church has said that gravesites next to the Haut de la Garenne house of horrors are probably just props from the BBC's 1980s hit police series Bergerac 'along with all the 200+ so-called...

Read full story
Funny story: Haut de la Garenne: army probes IRA links to Jersey's Hohlgangsanlage 8 Nazi Underground Hospital

Haut de la Garenne: army probes IRA links to Jersey's Hohlgangsanlage 8 Nazi Underground Hospital

St Helier, Jersey - (Third Reich Mess): The Ministry of Defence has sent in a crack team of excavation specialists to the Haut de la Garenne children's home.

Read full story
Funny story: Haut de la Garenne: Thatcher's brother was school janitor

Haut de la Garenne: Thatcher's brother was school janitor

St Helier, Jersey - (Colditz Mess): Detectives dismantling Jersey's house of horrors care home have found evidence behind a filthy, ancient china cabinet that former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher's brother was employed as the school'...

Read full story
Funny story: Not every complaint against Haut de la Garenne is true

Not every complaint against Haut de la Garenne is true

Not every complaint against Haut de la Garenne is true - by Sister Breathless Sobriny...

Read full story
Funny story: Haut de la Garenne house of horrors: police say trap door leads to Nazi-era tunnel to Vatican

Haut de la Garenne house of horrors: police say trap door leads to Nazi-era tunnel to Vatican

St Helier, Jersey - (Reuterus): Police investigating the Haut de la Garenne child molester scandal say a trap door in the former children's home cellar leads straight to a Colditz-style Nazi era tunnel to the Vatican.

Read full story
Funny story: Haut de la Garenne house of horrors: sniffer dogs tailing Bush sicken

Haut de la Garenne house of horrors: sniffer dogs tailing Bush sicken

St Helier, Jersey - (Abomination Mess): Police sniffer dogs at the former Haut de la Garenne child molester horror camp were taken violently ill today after being being given an old pair of y-fronts belonging to George W Bush.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more