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Mad Hatters Respond to President's Millenary Parade Idea

Funny story: Mad Hatters Respond to President's Millenary Parade Idea

Through The Looking Glass, Wa. D.C.-No stranger to controversy, it seems that President Trump has stepped in it once again. By bypassing one of the most powerful unions still in existence, Mr. Trump has earned the wrath of union hatters everywhere.

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Trump Wants HUGE Millenary Parade!

Funny story: Trump Wants HUGE Millenary Parade!

He saw it in Paris and now he wants one here. President Trump has announced his intentions to hold a "Huge" millenary parade later this year. "It's going to be Huge! Huge hats! Huge Purses! Huge footwear!My parade will have all the latest fashions in...

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Newborns: "We Hate Our Boring Little Hats"

Funny story: Newborns: "We Hate Our Boring Little Hats"

Hats off to newborns the world over who are staging protests (crying marathons in numerous hospital nurseries) this week against those ugly, tight, style-free hats pulled onto their heads shortly after birth. A Spoof reporter who talks baby talk interviewed a group of babies in a New York hospital to find out more about what's behind this hate-the-hat movement. "Those hats are just plain ugl...

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Amish Man Banned For Inappropriate Hat Choice

Funny story: Amish Man Banned For Inappropriate Hat Choice

Forced to leave the only world he knew behind, Joseph Schullermann was banished from his Amish community after he was caught sporting an unsanctioned non-traditional type hat. When asked about his blatant disregard for the rules of his brethren,...

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Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Funny story: Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Scottsdale, Arizona - Chip Fairway, here at the world famous PGA Training Facility of Scottsdale, where pro players can undergo any number of tests they think will help lower their score out on the course. A well-trained team of doctors, swing coache...

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Kenny Chesney Insists He's A Straight Shooter

Funny story: Kenny Chesney Insists He's A Straight Shooter

NASHVILLE - Country music artist Kenny Chesney has just told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that he has just about had his fill of all of these prairie fairy rumors. Chesney met with reporter Buck Yazoo at a Burger Belle in Nashville and stated that he's...

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Faith Hill Reveals She Pleaded With Her Husband Tim McGraw to Stop Wearing That Black Rubber Cowboy Hat

Funny story: Faith Hill Reveals She Pleaded With Her Husband Tim McGraw to Stop Wearing That Black Rubber Cowboy Hat

NASHVILLE - Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are headed for El Rancho Grande Divorce and the blonde singer is starting to sing the blues. Hill recently told Buck Yazoo with Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine that for years and years she has been telling Timothy, as...

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U.S. Customs Confiscates 17,000 Counterfeit Fez Hats That Were Bound For Morocco

Funny story: U.S. Customs Confiscates 17,000 Counterfeit Fez Hats That Were Bound For Morocco

NEW YORK CITY - United States Customs officials have reported that they have confiscated a shipment of 17,000 counterfeit fez hats that were addressed to be shipped overseas. The actual location was in Fez, Morocco and after checking the address o...

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Queen's Jubilee Hat Fashions Turn Edible

Funny story: Queen's Jubilee Hat Fashions Turn Edible

Never squandering an opportunity to compete against each other in the world of high fashion, several women from the extended Royal Family and other distinguished guests are wearing edible hats for the Queen's Jubilee. One daring creation was a pro...

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Mad Mayor Jorris Bohnson Wears Cat On Head

Funny story: Mad Mayor Jorris Bohnson Wears Cat On Head

Mad Mayor Of Olde London TownJorris Bohnson has taken a leaf from Dr Zoigbergs famous children's book "Prat In A Cat" and started wearing a large overweight Ginger Tom on his head to official functions. The overweight tom cat Jorris, well known f...

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Men In Hats Make Better Lovers

Funny story: Men In Hats Make Better Lovers

A study has revealed that men who wear hats make more sensitive, caring lovers. The study, compiled by Maureen Svetlenska, owner and operator of Just Hats, the world's largest hat supplier, issued her findings last week. The hat mogul found tha...

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Old Hats Are Old Hat Says Hat Manufacturer

Funny story: Old Hats Are Old Hat Says Hat Manufacturer

The UK's leading designer and manufacturer of quality headgear, Onme Edson, of the Ilkley Moor Hat Firm Inc of Spewing Malden Mill, Dorking, today announced that old hats are old hat, and that anybody who's anybody in the world today is investing in...

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Big Hat Sale To Open Early

Funny story: Big Hat Sale To Open Early

It's just been revealed, that the annual Titchfield Carnival Big Hat Sale has been brought forward from the new year, and will now officially commence on Saturday, December 10th. Which is at least three weeks before the usual start date. "Well, it...

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Drunk Local Man Offers Hats At Knockdown Discount Cashback Prices

Funny story: Drunk Local Man Offers Hats At Knockdown Discount Cashback Prices

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, last night announced that he has had the good fortune to acquire a wide range of discounted hats, which he is able to offer for sale - dirt cheap - to anybody who can be arsed. Uncharacteristically drunk, and typing...

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Local Man To Buy A Bigger Hat

Funny story: Local Man To Buy A Bigger Hat

Following the runaway success of his promotional video for The Dorking Review, which he posted on YouTube, local man, Martin Shuttlecock is reputed to be considering buying a new hat. Sources close to Shuttlecock state that his new found internet fam...

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Hacker Confession Latest - "We All Wear Pork Pie Hats"

Funny story: Hacker Confession Latest - "We All Wear Pork Pie Hats"

In the wake of the News Of The World phone hacking scandal, and numerous computer hacker attacks on various secure websites and databases, one question which puzzled investigators, was: How do you recognise a hacker? And by logical extension: How...

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Queen Elizabeth II Now Carries iPad in her Hat

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Now Carries iPad in her Hat

Her hats have always been striking. Especially lately, when she's had her hats refashioned to include a slot for her iPad. Palace insiders say that the Queen has been quite impressed with the interest generated by granddaughter Princess Beatric...

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Despite Super Injuction Speaker John Bercow Reveals Suri Homes Bought Princess Beatrice's Hat!

Funny story: Despite Super Injuction Speaker John Bercow Reveals Suri Homes Bought Princess Beatrice's Hat!

Cries of 'Shame', 'Scandal', 'Wanker' and even worse reverberated around Parliament today after Speaker John Bercow revealed to a shocked House that Suri Cruise had out bid his wife, Sally, for the coveted hat worn by Princess Beatrice at the Royal W...

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