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Funny story: German Food Study Concludes Hamburgers Are From Hamburg

German Food Study Concludes Hamburgers Are From Hamburg

In what's being called the most miraculous set of coincidences, researchers in Germany have discovered where some of the country's most popular foods originated, and have published their findings in a major scientific journal, it's been reported.

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Funny story: A New Hampshire Diner Screams At Donald Trump That He’s A Racist

A New Hampshire Diner Screams At Donald Trump That He’s A Racist

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – President Trump stopped off at the Red Russian Diner to have lunch. The Vox Populi News Agency reported that the "Divider-In-Chief" ordered a Triple Meat Burger with double onions and a family order of fries. As he was...

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Funny story: President Trump Buys 13 McDonald's Restaurants

President Trump Buys 13 McDonald's Restaurants

Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump has informed Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine that he has signed an agreement to purchase 13 McDonald’s Restaurants. The president stated that he already owns 270,301 shares in the hamburger chain. “Look, it is no s...

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Funny story: Burgers Infused with Pomegranate Cause Cancer and Heart Disease

Burgers Infused with Pomegranate Cause Cancer and Heart Disease

For those eager to complement their burgers, ketchup or barbecue sauce may be a safer bet than pomegranate, suggests a new study by the Meat in the Middle Foundation. According to the MIMF report, ground beef that was infused with pomegranate juic...

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Funny story: McDonaldo's freshens its menu (sort of)

McDonaldo's freshens its menu (sort of)

ANYTOWN, USA -- At McDonaldo's, if you buy anything other than a 1/4 Pounder, you can go pound sand, as far as the freshness of your order is concerned. "We don't do 'fresh,' when it comes to our hamboogers, cheeseboogers, or Big Macks," CEO Ronaldo...

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Funny story: McDonald's takes a bite out of franchisees' pockets

McDonald's takes a bite out of franchisees' pockets

Ronald McDonald, CEO of the international fast-food franchise and part-time clown, has become the target of a hate group--the restaurant chain's own franchisees! "The bastard's greed is unbelievable," Betty Crocker, of Ann Arbor, Michigan...

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Funny story: President Obama Upset That His Favorite Hamburger Joint Has Closed

President Obama Upset That His Favorite Hamburger Joint Has Closed

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama received word from his Chief Secret Service Agent Laramie Cobalt that his favorite hamburger establishment Ray's Hell Burgers has shut its doors. The president immediately asked what in the world had happened. He...

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Funny story: Whoa! Traces of Horse Meat Found in England's Burger Kings

Whoa! Traces of Horse Meat Found in England's Burger Kings

LONDON - A representative with Britain's Burger Bureau has reported that tests have shown that traces of horse meat have been found in some Burger King burgers. According to The Ta Ta For Now News Agency equine DNA in the form of M&M size mors...

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Funny story: Homo Sapiens arrested after shouting at suspect burgers

Homo Sapiens arrested after shouting at suspect burgers

A hungry man, known only as Homo Sapiens, has been arrested after he shouted at two suspect hamburgers on an unarmed hot-dog stall somewhere in East Midlands. Police are reluctant, at this stage, to disclose any further details due to the unusual...

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