A Halifax Building Society in Slough was the victim of an armed robbery earlier today. Customers were shocked to be confronted by a fully-masked raider brandishing a shotgun. Det Inspector Mike Artridge said, "This was a massively frightening expe…
Conference North side, Halifax Town, have shocked the football world by signing former Premiership and England striker, Wayne Rooney. "It was a chance encounter," said Halifax chairman, Dave Breastcost. "I'd been hanging around his local pub for e...
Halifax, the post industrial town that sits near Huddersfield and Leeds on the M62, has applied to have its name changed. "Halifax is so last century," said town Mayor, Keith Bottlebottom. "We need a name for the twenty-first century." Halifax...
In a pre-match interview with the Shaymen's website, manager of Conference North team Halifax Town, Neil Aspin, has admitted that he would leave Halifax Town at the drop of a hat should he be offered the England job. With Fabio Capello due to step...
Howard Brown, the famous bank clerk who made a name for himself appearing in Halifax Bank adverts, won his appeal against execution from the charges brought by the Actors union. In an unprecedented move, the union dismissed Brown 2 years ago becau...
The Halifax Building Society may have 18 million quid to squander on glossy advertisements while they stealthily increase their mortgage rates, but their in-house star of scream and strange (sic) Howard Brown, looks doomed to return to the PR departm...
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