Harry and Margret lived deep in the woods,
Living their lives just as bunny pairs should,
Laughing and playing and hopping about,
Consummate lovers, sincere and devout.
Harry and Margret loved playing so much,
Easily filling the forest with such,
Din that their neighbors would fly in great fear,
Clearing the woods of all birds, bears, and deer.
As they were playing one fine summer day...
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