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Funny story: Man Ate Some Purple Stuff After His Tea

Man Ate Some Purple Stuff After His Tea

We all like something sweet to 'finish off' a meal - ice cream, some cake, a cookie, or even chocolate pudding with custard! But one man pushed the boat out, and delved into the exotic earlier this evening, when his wife gave him some 'purple stuff'...

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Funny story: Leave that Frog Alone

Leave that Frog Alone

Chris was the taller of us. By maybe a half an inch, but when you're six years old half an inch is like comparing a walrus to a penguin. He was pudgy with curly brown hair and brown eyes. I on the other hand had blonde hair and blue eyes, was as skinny as a rail and my face was smothered in freckles. We were known as double trouble by our teachers and classmates. That was double trouble by co...

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Funny story: Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Monroe, Wa. Correction officers at MCC (Monroe Correctional Complex) in Washington State have reported several unprovoked attacks by giant mutant frogs on workers at the prison. " They seem to be focused on the nursing staff;" officer Shirley L. s...

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Funny story: Non deadly creature found in Australia

Non deadly creature found in Australia

Wildlife expert David Bellingham claims to have identified a harmless frog living wild in Australia, Foster's News Agency claimed today. The find may qualify for a $10000 prize offered by the Sidney Opera House Zoological Foundation. The frog wi...

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Funny story: Endangered Amazonian Tree Frog Colony Found In Burnley Park

Endangered Amazonian Tree Frog Colony Found In Burnley Park

Concerned zoologists had a good reason to be cheerful today, following the discovery of a sizable community of Amazonian tree frogs in Scott Park, in Burnley, Lancashire. The community of thorn-spitting yellow-backed Uppenattem frogs came to the a...

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Funny story: Frogs Annexe New York, Threaten Nuclear War With Rest Of The USA

Frogs Annexe New York, Threaten Nuclear War With Rest Of The USA

Armies of frogs led by goats took over New York yesterday and threatened to launch nuclear war on the USA after they discovered that they had been the principal ingredients in Big Macs since 1956. The frogs were led by a goat called William who ru...

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Funny story: Top Telly Chefs Gordon Ramsay And Marco Pierre White Admit There's Not Much They Can Do With Frog Spawn

Top Telly Chefs Gordon Ramsay And Marco Pierre White Admit There's Not Much They Can Do With Frog Spawn

Shares in satellite TV channel, Mug TV, hit an all time high yesterday as executive producer, Eli Milkshake unveiled what is likely to be the channel's all time biggest hit, a celebrity chef challenge show called 'You Can't Cook This!' In the show...

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Funny story: Local Bully Upset over Government Program to Give Amputated Frogs Doilies

Local Bully Upset over Government Program to Give Amputated Frogs Doilies

Local Washington, DC bully, Bugger Maloney, has expressed anger over a recent government program that provides frogs, whose legs have been amputated and sent to local restaurants to appear on their menus as 'frog legs', a new life by saving the rest...

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Funny story: Pinocchio-like frog discovered

Pinocchio-like frog discovered

A new species of frog has been discovered in Indonesia's Foja mountains. The male of this species has a long protruberance which points upwards and grows when the male is calling, but deflates and flops when he is inactive. What, I ask, is so 'ne...

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Funny story: Australia Inundated with Frogs Now Proposes 'final solution' to Terminate "noxious' Toads!

Australia Inundated with Frogs Now Proposes 'final solution' to Terminate "noxious' Toads!

Following closely on the heels of a mass frog migration from Greece, where the creatures were sapping the nation's economy due to generous benefits and in general 'making a pest of themselves,' a new 'Frog Problem' has emerged in Australia. Origin...

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Funny story: Austerity Program in Greece Working: Millions of Frogs Block Traffic Crossing Road Trying to Leave Country!

Austerity Program in Greece Working: Millions of Frogs Block Traffic Crossing Road Trying to Leave Country!

Traffic was snarled for hours as millions of Frogs packed up and crossed the road in Langadas in a mad dash for the coast and hopes to return home to France after Greece announced all benefits would be cut! The Bankrupt country, known to be adver...

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Funny story: Frogs Know Lottery Numbers

Frogs Know Lottery Numbers

Some say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but can it be too early? Apparently not, if the behavior of wood frogs is any indication. Those amphibians can learn to identify winning lottery numbers while still in the egg, according to new researc...

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