The epic continues. Well hey... listen up. I'm gonna make you a deal. I'm not gonna tell you, you can't have that burger. I mean, hey... this is America, it's a free country! Well, technically it's not, but you know what I mean... Well, every time you eat a burger, just remember that the people... Sorry, the evil, unaccountable, impersonal, soulless corporations who eat burgers ar...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
