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Funny story: Freddie Mercury Is 74 Today

Freddie Mercury Is 74 Today

The world of rock music stood for a minute's silence today to celebrate the 74th birthday of the multi-talented former Queen frontman Freddie Mercury, who is dead. Born Farrokh Bulsara, in Zanzibar, on 5 September, 1946, Mercury showed promise at…

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Funny story: New Study: Fat Bottomed Girls May Not 'Make the Rockin' World Go Round' After All

New Study: Fat Bottomed Girls May Not 'Make the Rockin' World Go Round' After All

Ithaca, NY - After years of tireless research at Cornell University, professors have released a study that brings into question the long-accepted fact the late great Freddie Mercury, from the rock band Queen, proclaimed to the world - Fat bot...

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Funny story: Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations: Man admits 'I'm going slightly mad'

Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations: Man admits 'I'm going slightly mad'

A man was admitted to hospital today after going slightly mad because of the blanket media coverage of the four day Queens Diamond Jubilee celebrations. The man, Ray Di O'Garger, of Italian-Irish descent told reporters: "On saturday I read abou...

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Funny story: Conflicting Studies Debate "Movers and Shakers"

Conflicting Studies Debate "Movers and Shakers"

In one of the most bizarre turns of research, medical and psychological researchers from the United States and Great Britain have clashed over studies investigating "Movers and Shakers". Professors at the Picadilly Hovel University in Tweed at Sus...

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Funny story: Messenger sends back first Mercury photos

Messenger sends back first Mercury photos

NASA's Mercury Messenger Probe has finally achieved insertion around the planet Mercury, one of the most hostile environments in the solar system. Messenger is one of NASA's usual attempts at an acronym: MErcury Surface, Space ENvironment, GEoche...

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Funny story: Borat Won't Be Playing Freddie Mercury - It Was All A Hoax, Claims Buffty Ginslinger.

Borat Won't Be Playing Freddie Mercury - It Was All A Hoax, Claims Buffty Ginslinger.

Skoob Entertainment News Supremo Buffty Ginslinger, was quick to pour cold water on reports that Borat/Bruno star, Sacha Baron Cohen is to play Freddie Mercury in an upcoming biopic, co-produced by Robert DeNiro's TriBeCa Productions company. "Non...

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Funny story: "Freddie Mercury ate my flatmate"

"Freddie Mercury ate my flatmate"

For many years now, possibly since time itself began, humankind has devoted an eternity to the never ending search for the perfect newspaper story headline. Could that never ending search be finally coming to an end? From the moment our ancesto...

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Funny story: X factor linked to seismic shift?

X factor linked to seismic shift?

Scientists across the UK are investigating massive seismic shifts which occurred some 80 minutes into tonight's X Factor. The earth tremors seemed to emanate from North London, and were accompanied by a pained droning scream. Dr Felch McRimmer...

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Funny story: Stayin' Alive can Kill You Softly

Stayin' Alive can Kill You Softly

Atlanta, GA - The Center for Musical Disease Control in Atlanta has announced that the Bee Gees' hit song "Stayin' Alive" has one of the best beats for performing CPR. The song played during John Travolta's famous dancing scene in Saturday Night...

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Funny story: Bush in Queen Cockup

Bush in Queen Cockup

President George W. Bush embarrassed the Queen at the White House in front of a packed audience. His speech started well saying: "It's a real pleasure to have The Queen here in America." But rapidly went down hill with, "I was upse...

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