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Funny story: Man Was Captivated By Air Hostess During Airline Onboard Safety Check

Man Was Captivated By Air Hostess During Airline Onboard Safety Check

A male passenger on an airline flight from Helsinki to Bangkok at the weekend has revealed how he was "mesmerised" by one of the flight's stewardesses during the airline safety check procedure at the commencement of his journey. The passenger, 56,...

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Funny story: New radical budget flight company to pose threat to existing budget flight companies

New radical budget flight company to pose threat to existing budget flight companies

At a press conference today, the UK's newest budget airline, FlyMonEasyRyanJetB2 announced a very radical model for budget airfares bringing the flight industry into a complete new era aimed at benefiting the consumer and not just chief executives n...

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Funny story: Plane Takes Off, Then Lands. TSA in Hot Water.

Plane Takes Off, Then Lands. TSA in Hot Water.

Due to a glitch in the TSA's Delay Performance System, Trans American Flight 209 left the gate on time, took off, and landed at its intended destination on time. "We are looking into this situation. We take delay tactics very seriously, and if ou...

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Funny story: Calderdale Honours Local Aviation Pioneer

Calderdale Honours Local Aviation Pioneer

A blue plaque is to be attached to Stoodley Pike in Calderdale dedicated to the true pioneer of powered flight Silas Makepeace Hepplethwaite of Mankinholes nr. Todmorden. Silas was a sheep farmer but he firmly believed that man was destined to fl...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why "30 Rock's" Alec Baldwin Got His Butt Kicked Off A Los Angeles To New York Flight

The Real Reason Why "30 Rock's" Alec Baldwin Got His Butt Kicked Off A Los Angeles To New York Flight

LOS ANGELES - Fifty-three-year-old Alec Baldwin the star of television's 30 Rock says that he has never before been kicked off of an airplane flight. He spoke with Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo and told him that he had gotten kicked off of a No...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Spreads Legs For Amy On Flight

Lady Gaga Spreads Legs For Amy On Flight

Last night, on a flight to New Zealand, Lady Gaga found herself in a position with HER LEGS WIDE OPEN, and she definitely wasn't whistling Dixie! She would NOT want YOU or anyone to SEE what she was doing!!! But what happened will shock you a...

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Funny story: The Unofficial (but VERY informative) Guide to Using Commercial Airliners in India

The Unofficial (but VERY informative) Guide to Using Commercial Airliners in India

*crackle* *hiss* *beep* "Good afternoon. This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight A-616.

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Funny story: Holiday Madness-Leave the Kids Behind

Holiday Madness-Leave the Kids Behind

Reporters yesterday say that nannies are continuing to be hired by airlines during the Christmas season to look after children flying alone and left behind in airports while busy parents are flagging down cabs and carrying Christmas gifts to loved on...

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Funny story: Festus In Custody after Airline Boot Bomber Terrorist Threat

Festus In Custody after Airline Boot Bomber Terrorist Threat

"I always thought Ken Curtis looked Iranian" widow of TV star James Arness (Marshall Dillon) said, " I just never thought he would ever try to blow up a commercial airliner while in flight." Ken Curtis, Festus from the T...

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Funny story: Boat People arrive in U.S. amid controversy

Boat People arrive in U.S. amid controversy

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- For many years, 229 Vietnamese Boat People lived floating around the oceans. They have a legitimate home now, as they arrived in the United States on a chartered flight recently.

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Funny story: SpaceshipOne Grounded

SpaceshipOne Grounded

The planned flight of Spaceship one has been grounded today after a telephoned bomb threat. The two stage Craft had begun it's ascent when the call was taken by the Wantage Bugle.

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