Famed grammar nazi, pedant, and grumpy old git Brian Asshat has revealed, to nobody's great surprise, that, due to the price of stamps, he will not be sending out any Christmas cards. He told us, 'I know a lot of people, but I don't like most of t...
An actor from that thing, you know where he played a soldier, or a detective, no he was a maverick taxidermist, with a self-destructive streak, no respect for authority, and it starred that actress from that thing, you remember, you watched it with m...
A new computer program called "SIMILAR2" has been devised by a leading publishing agency in London. Arnold Galbraith, the inventor, and rumoured to be a 33rd Degree Freemason whose father was allegedly a Jesuit priest in charge of Vatican Publicity, told our "Nabbed" reporter: "We developed SIMILAR2 for our own writers. Basically, all writing is a matter of ideas, so we figured to help people...
England; Bookie giant Ladbrokes have opened a book, so to speak, on Harry Potter. "Well," explained CEO Jock Crooks, the London shrewdies made a mint out of the Potter thing, a marketing success that is right up there with Coca Cola. Bloomsbury a...
After the recent deployment of troops into Mali to counter Islamist rebels it has revealed a somewhat questionable grasp of geography and, more worryingly, reality among the general public. The Average Joe on the street and even Excellent John fo...
In the run-up to the Man Booker Awards for fiction, Oimah Litlun has failed once again to make it on to the short list. At 3 feet 2 inches, Oimah Litlun is Ireland's shortest writer - although he has always been a big name on the Irish literature...
HARFOLD, Vermont--Freshman Erica Kater has been looking forward to her fall semester at Harfold State College for some time, in particular, because of one course: ENG 325--Great American Fiction. "As much as I've always loved fiction," said Kater,...
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