With concerns among liberals of mass deportations in the near future, a surprise announcement was made today by the White House staffing officials concerning an approved influx of legal immigrants coming to the United States. Described in the pre...
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Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has asked the Pope for asylum over lunch last week in the Pontiff's private apartment at the Vatican. The meeting had been at Berlusconi's request. "Signor Berlusconi has always had a high regard for...
NEW YORK - Amber, an escort with the Diamond Dust Agency, wants the whole world to know she is born again. "I figured if I could get on my knees for a john, I could, like, get on my knees for the Lord, you know?", she said. Amber said she prefers...
WASHINGTON -- The Department of Agriculture yesterday proclaimed safe for mass production and civilian use an experimental "cyborg approximation" of Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.
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