Embattled attorney Larry 'Flash' Pelaratti has completely vanished. It's believed Pelaratti migrated to Algeria with over 120 million dollars he attained in bank loans using the names of corporate executives. Pelaratti was charged by federal pr...
A rare hairless chimp called "Chimp Chop" has died unexpectedly his keepers say. He was unexpectedly hit by a bus after unexpectedly fleeing from his enclosure and out onto a busy road. The bus driver was unnerved by the unexpected appearance...
Kangaroo Farm in Cowes, affectionately known as KFC, the island's only farm of kangaroos is to close it's gates at the end of the month for the last time after complaints from local residents forced the council into action. "We've been keeping kan...
A balloon that drifted free from its enclosure, after becoming untied, was shot dead yesterday. The huge red balloon was shot down as a safety precaution by a game keeper after it soared over the perimeter fence at Gateshead Safari Park and Balloo...
LOVELOCK, Nevada - The warden at The Lovelock Correctional Center is reportedly quite upset at the fact that one of his most noted inmates, O.J. Simpson, tried to actually break out of his prison. Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that Simps...
Residents in Glasgow have been warned to be on the look out for the two Chinese Pandas that have been loaned to Glasgow Zoo in order for them to mate and produce baby pandas. According to the zoo owners, the pandas escaped their enclosure and are on...
Counselors that work in rehabs often have to resort to restraint to subdue uncooperative patients. Most of these tussles are harmless enough. People don't usually want to be in rehab or are having bad reactions to cutting themselves off from the stea...
After reports emerged that a fan of JLS (yes that's right they have one!) hid in their luggage to 'get closer to the band', a similar incident occured to another famed celebrity, only this time it wasn't to get closer. Roger Clegg, sound engineer...
GALVESTON, TX - Texas authorities began searching again this Sunday for a convicted burglar who escaped, this time by climbing seven stories down the side of a building on a rope made of bedsheets, officials said. Avery Jones Clampett, 21, was las...
Mysterious Spoof-Writer Ulver who seems to have a massive downer on UK Regulators is today on the run from her small goat-herding shack in eastern Estonia. Ulver, 65 and a Grandmother of 45 is best known for making unpleasant comments about the FS...
LONDON - George Alan O'Dowd, aka Boy George, who is serving a 15 month sentence at The Petula Clark Prison For Blokes reportedly tunneled his way out of his jail cell last night. Assistant Warden Ringo Nagashima said that O'Dowd (#74316869) and hi...
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