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Funny story: Elin Woods To Auction Off 25 Tiger Woods Sperm Samples!

Elin Woods To Auction Off 25 Tiger Woods Sperm Samples!

Elin Woods, foreseeing a long drawn out court case and who is now going to college to finish her psychology major, is auctioning off 25 samples of Tiger Woods' sperm. "He wasn't particular about it before, with all the women, so I decided that af...

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Funny story: Elin's Handicapp on Tiger: $750M or $352,941.18 Per Adulterous Stroke!

Elin's Handicapp on Tiger: $750M or $352,941.18 Per Adulterous Stroke!

Elin Woods came out a big winner today with the announcement that philandering husband and golf hustler Tiger would be anteing up $750M to pay for his off the course intercourse! GNP in Sweden surged, and stocks climbed there as well on the news.

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Brings Date To Daughter Birthday Party!

Tiger Woods Brings Date To Daughter Birthday Party!

One thing you can say about Tiger Woods, you can't predict a thing on what he will do next. Since missing his daughter's birthday party while he was at the PGA Tournament, something he had promised never to do, he tried to make up for it by giving...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Calls It Quits!

Tiger Woods Calls It Quits!

Just a year ago and this would have been the last thing you would have expected from the world's greatest golfer of today, but yesterday, Tiger Woods stated that he was withdrawing from his national sport, chasing women. "I can't concentrate long...

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Funny story: Elin Woods Goes To College To Study Abnormal Behavior!

Elin Woods Goes To College To Study Abnormal Behavior!

Elin Woods, estranged wife of Tiger Woods, has gone back to college to take classes in Psychology. Whether that means she's going to find even more ways to ask for more money from Tiger or to learn to live with him again, no one knows. A source ha...

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Funny story: Tiger Wood Cured Of Sex Addiction, Plays 72 Holes in One Day!

Tiger Wood Cured Of Sex Addiction, Plays 72 Holes in One Day!

"It's true", stated a very happy Tiger Woods. "I am no longer addicted to sex and I'm glad", as he hit a 35-foot putt from off the green. Look out PGA linksters, the Tiger is back and his mind is on the game as never before. So what worked...th...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods To Marry Jaimee Grubbs

Tiger Woods To Marry Jaimee Grubbs

In the latest episode of "As The Tiger Roars!" he is said to be considering marrying longtime girlfriend, Jaimee Grubbs who "wasn't available for reporters at the present time." However, a source who knows Grubbs very well says that everything is...

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Funny story: Tour Settles With Elin Woods, Prepares Way For Tiger Woods Return

Tour Settles With Elin Woods, Prepares Way For Tiger Woods Return

GOLF OBSERVERS SAY that "as Tiger Woods goes, so goes the tour." And since Tiger left the tour to deal with personal and marital problems, the tour has suffered from decreased revenues, decreased TV viewership and a general lack of interest. So tod...

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Funny story: Nike To Pay Tiger Woods "Anything Elin Wants": Deal Will Allow Tiger To Play The Accenture Match Play Championship

Nike To Pay Tiger Woods "Anything Elin Wants": Deal Will Allow Tiger To Play The Accenture Match Play Championship

A SPOKESMAN for a major golf and apparel manufacturer confirmed today that it will "indemnify" and "pay" Tiger Woods for any payments necessary to satisfy Elin Woods, "if only Tiger will get back on the tour." Rumors are circulating that Tiger could...

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Funny story: "Crack Addict" Tiger Spotted in Argentina at Fertility Clinic: Littering for Love or Money?

"Crack Addict" Tiger Spotted in Argentina at Fertility Clinic: Littering for Love or Money?

Missing for over a month, the elusive Tiger Woods, MAY have been seen entering an Argentinean Fertility Clinic known to pay BIG BUCKS for a super secretive artificial insemination program designed to produce Super Athletes. The Clinic, and the pro...

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Funny story: New Gal Pals Elin & Jessica Caught Shopping for Sex Toys: Tiger & Tony 'Redundant?'

New Gal Pals Elin & Jessica Caught Shopping for Sex Toys: Tiger & Tony 'Redundant?'

New Gal Pals Elin Woods and Jessica Simpson were caught unabashedly shopping for a variety of sex toys in a high end Rodeo Drive Adult Store just 6 days before Christmas, apparently insuring that Santa will come early for the blonde bombshells. T...

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