EL PASO – (Satire News) – The Texas county of El Paso has just made history, as it has elected it’s first female sheriff. Boom Boom News reporter Chipotle Caruso broke the story of 27-year-old ex-hooters girl, Vicki Papaya, winning the sheriff’s e…
EL PASO - United States Border Patrol agents have reported that they've just shot down a drone that crossed over from Mexico into the United States. A spokesperson for the Border Patrol stated that the drone was truly a state of the art drone and...
EL PASO - Actress Betty White was detained for a couple of hours by the United States customs agents in the port city of El Paso, Texas after crossing over from Juarez, Mexico. A representative with the U.S. Immigration Department stated that the...
EL PASO - United States Custom Agents have just arrested a New Jersey man who was wearing scuba gear and swam the Rio Grande from Juarez, Mexico to El Paso, Texas. The scuba diver identified as Hamilton F. Bumtinbone, 27, of Hackensack, New Jersey...
EL PASO - In an item that qualifies for the Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All Department comes some astounding news from the city country music singer Marty Robbins sang about in his hit "El Paso." A member of the United States Border Patro...
EL PASO, Tx.--Seri, 3, is currently being held in custody for allegedly murdering Wzui, 6, her intended mate at the El Paso Zoo. Although autopsy results have not been released, sources believe Wzui died as a result of castration by forepaw. Accor...
EL PASO - Lady Gaga was in the middle of her set on stage at The La Chupacabra Convention Center when the air conditioning system gave out and stopped working. Convention center workers worked frantically to get the A/C back on and it was not long...
A group of openly gay men were removed from an El Paso, Texas taco restaurant after two of them were seen making out at one of the tables. Security guards removed the whole group and city police officers sided with the restaurant, saying that they h...
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