LA BREA, California - (Satire News) - Music Moments Magazine writer Calcutta Cotton, has just broken the story that the all-female Left Coast trio, The G-Spot Band will be the opening act on the Eagles upcoming "The Eagles - Here We Come Again Tour."…
Flagstaff, Arizona - The Northern Arizona town of Flagstaff, near The Grand Canyon, has been selected as one of the test cities for Amazon Inc.'s new drone delivery service. And it didn't take long for man's flying bird to go toe-to-toe with Mother N...
ISIS are not only good at burning, beheading and generally being a bunch of barbarous monsters, they also have a squadron of trained eagles who swoop when ordered on unsuspecting victims, especially teenage girls roaming around London listening to Ju...
Andy Reid is (former Phillies Manager) Danny Ozark with a different-shaped ball. And huge, pendulous boobs. I am So SICK of hearing that Andy Reid is the winningest coach in Eagles' history. That speaks more to longevity than accomplishment. Fred Bruney has a perfect winning record as Eagles coach, he never lost a game. Want him back? Rich Kotite has a better post-season win/loss record...
TORONTO - When the Dixie Chicks opened up for The Eagles in Toronto's Yellow Icicles Convention Center, it was the first time they had taken the concert stage in four years. The DCs had kind of been keeping a low profile ever since lead singer Nat...
LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell, who is Susan Boyle's manager, has just disclosed to the news media that he has signed the California-based band, The Eagles to be Miss Boyle's backup band on her upcoming summer concert tour. Cowell added that the Eagle...
North Texas University football coach Todd "Get out of" Dodge chose to have his green eagles tested for recreational drugs. Like the avarian kites of old these eagles are apparently soaring to new and higher heights on everything from pot through...
O2 Arena - (Trick-or-Treat Mess): A secretive, dedicated bird flu-combating entrepreneur is believed to be behind classic 70s rock band The Eagles' performance of a rare one-off private gig.
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