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Funny story: Wetherspoons Share Price Tumbles as Balham Pub Closes. Brexit "Not to Blame"

Wetherspoons Share Price Tumbles as Balham Pub Closes. Brexit "Not to Blame"

Trading in shares of old gits' pub chain JD Wetherspoons was suspended today after their value crashed on news that one of its flagship pubs The Moon Under Water in the London borough of Balham had been closed without notice. Although it was named...

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Funny story: Knock Out Fad Mostly Beginners Say Police

Knock Out Fad Mostly Beginners Say Police

"These guys going around knocking people out are mostly beginners", according to one Chief of Police who asked not to be identified. Reading from a list of perps he reported information he had received. "One guy hit his victim in the stomach in...

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Funny story: Drunken Aussie idiot mistakes croc for a roo!

Drunken Aussie idiot mistakes croc for a roo!

An Australian clown who was blind drunk went out looking for a ride on a "roo" and ended up in the zoo (That rhymes). Being blind and drunk he jumped over the first fence available hoping to find a suitable "roo" to ride but mistakingly leapt on to t...

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Funny story: Man bungee jumps from Chirk aquaduct, Shropshire, with no strings attached!

Man bungee jumps from Chirk aquaduct, Shropshire, with no strings attached!

A slightly drunken Sheep farmer lost a bet in the Red Dragon, Shropshire, close to the Welsh Border and his mates, also slightly drunk, forced him to fulfil his lost bet. Arthur Twiglet, half filled with Welsh blood, bet that the Welsh would stuff...

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Funny story: UK grabs yet another world record; Worlds No 1 female boozer!

UK grabs yet another world record; Worlds No 1 female boozer!

Great Britain famous for being world beaters in everything that is either unimportant or scandalous have grabbed yet another world record; they host the World's No 1 female boozer who downs 28 pints of cheap lager everyday! The GB's list of infamo...

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