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Funny story: Donkey Riding Now The Most Popular Activity In Town

Donkey Riding Now The Most Popular Activity In Town

If you've ever enjoyed the pleasure of riding a donkey, you'll understand the current craze sweeping through the resident population of one English town, where things are never quite as they seem. Donkey riding has become the preferred free-time a...

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Funny story: Scone Polo wins Cartier Queen’s Cup on coincidence

Scone Polo wins Cartier Queen’s Cup on coincidence

Weirdo News: Scone Polo added their name to the Cartier Queen’s Cup bypassing a scandal. The team delivered a strong performance on The Queen’s Ground at Guards Polo Club in an unusual manner based on a new rule. Laurence Feniou was allowed to...

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Funny story: Suspiciously Striped Zebra At Egyptian Zoo

Suspiciously Striped Zebra At Egyptian Zoo

An Egyptian student has accused a zoo in Egypt of painting a donkey with black stripes in order to make it look like a zebra. The student's photograph of the suspicious looking zebra, named Muffin, has been examined by several experts who claim th...

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Funny story: Donkey saved in Lincolnshire claims he's Jesus's donkey!

Donkey saved in Lincolnshire claims he's Jesus's donkey!

Christmas always provides us with miserable and wonderful stories, and this story has hit the hearts of donkey and Jesus lovers in the UK! A donkey, that appeared from nowhere tied up on a supermarket forecourt was on its last legs until a donkey...

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Funny story: Increase in beached whales around the UK - Brexit blamed

Increase in beached whales around the UK - Brexit blamed

The number of whales, dolphins and porpoises landing on British beaches has peaked significantly in the past year. Marine biologists are baffled as to the cause, as sea conditions have not changed drastically in recent months. One scientist had a...

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Funny story: Abbot bans priests from entering Sister Mary's Ass!

Abbot bans priests from entering Sister Mary's Ass!

After allowing his silent religious order to communicate via the use of Facebook, Abbot Michael Lafferty, was mortified when comments that he left on one of his priest's Facebook entries went viral. Having entered the sanctuary's working donkey in...

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Funny story: Emotional-Support Animals up 279%

Emotional-Support Animals up 279%

The percentage of applications for emotional-support animals among pets have gone up 279% from 2011, according to the latest pretty and glittery graph on the internet. "We have seen an increase in emotional-support animals among pet travelers," r...

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Funny story: Suicide Donkey Explodes in Hamas Terror Plot, Hundreds Get Free Piece of Ass

Suicide Donkey Explodes in Hamas Terror Plot, Hundreds Get Free Piece of Ass

Gaza - Ok, so the title of this article is the only remotely funny part of this story and is really just to get your attention. This latest attempt to kill innocents in the Middle East by using animals as a way to get bombs close to crowds in...

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Funny story: 'Some ass radicalised him' as suicide donkey wreaks Gaza havoc

'Some ass radicalised him' as suicide donkey wreaks Gaza havoc

Palestine - Mossad is hunting a gang of radicalised drug mules that strapped a bomb belt onto a three year-old donkey that blew up in the Rafah area of the Gaza Strip today. Israeli bomb squad farces said they used a frozen lollipop to lure the b...

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Funny story: Woman Breastfeeds Wild Donkey Back To Health

Woman Breastfeeds Wild Donkey Back To Health

In Mississippi, where wild donkeys are often seen walking the landscape in search of rough scrub and brush foliage, a woman found a young malnourished foal in need of attention. "I saw the little guy limping in my back yard and cried for the poor...

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Funny story: Romney's multi-billionaire backer doesn't like Palestinians either!

Romney's multi-billionaire backer doesn't like Palestinians either!

After another presidential mega-gaffa dropped by Mitt Romney reached the ears of the public it was obvious who is backing his campaign to boot liberal Obama out of office. One of Mitt's multi-billionaire backers vowed to throw $100.000000,00 into...

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Funny story: Quentin Kelp MP - Donkey Sports & The Olympics

Quentin Kelp MP - Donkey Sports & The Olympics

Dear Constituents I have had a very hectic week and am now way behind with my Newsletters. This is because I have been focussing hard on my training for the 2016 Olympic Games. I reckon four years should be enough for me to qualify for Team GB although we first need to get my sport recognised by the IOC. As a sport, donkey dressage, donkey cross-country and donkey show jumping is not as r...

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Funny story: Animal rights to visit Anfield, Liverpool, as concern mounts over 11 donkeys!

Animal rights to visit Anfield, Liverpool, as concern mounts over 11 donkeys!

This is ANFIELD, Liverpool: Animal rights investigators have instigated an investigation in the Anfield area of Liverpool, after reports that 11 donkeys and their old Scottish handler were forceably fed humble pie for over 90 minutes, on Saturday 24...

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Funny story: PM and QC brother Alexander Cameron 'to ride sidesaddle in Olympics donkey derby'

PM and QC brother Alexander Cameron 'to ride sidesaddle in Olympics donkey derby'

Cotswolds - The siblings will compete in the London 2012 Olympic Ass of the Year race over seven furlongs it was announced today. The new event in the Olympic Schedule has been described as made in heaven for the bruvvers after both showed some am...

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Funny story: Shrek and Donkey Present BBC's Stargazing Live

Shrek and Donkey Present BBC's Stargazing Live

BBC viewers under the age of five were sent into an excited state of shock last night after realising that this years' series of Stargazing live is being presented by Shrek and Donkey. The realisation was made by a 3 year old boy called Josh on...

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Funny story: Mexican President Calderon Gives William and Kate Trip To Mexico, Tickets To Donkey Show

Mexican President Calderon Gives William and Kate Trip To Mexico, Tickets To Donkey Show

President Felipe Calderon of Mexico has announced that his country will give Prince William and his bride (Kate Middleton) the present of an all expense paid trip to visit and tour his country. Stops on the visit will include sightseeing at the Teot...

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Funny story: Lakefield District Housing Make an Ass of Themselves

Lakefield District Housing Make an Ass of Themselves

Lakefield District Housing were one of the hot favourites to win a £1000 prize for energy efficiency when they decided to scrap their 25-strong fleet of vans and instead use donkeys for their or haulage of the equipment needed for housing repairs.

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