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Funny story: Vandals Take Down a Statue of Donald Duck

Vandals Take Down a Statue of Donald Duck

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico – The Albuquerque Police Department reported that overnight vandals stole the 13-foot tall statue of Disney character, Donald Duck. Police are checking surveillance video, and hope to catch the duck vandal or vandals. Po…

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Funny story: The Red Hen: I Was A Better (Expletive) Than Donald Duck

The Red Hen: I Was A Better (Expletive) Than Donald Duck

BILLINGSGATE POST: Foghorn Leghorn finally had something to crow about. The Red Hen controversy brought back memories of his one night stand with a Rhode Island Red that drove him cockeyed. Foghorn: “I loved her walk. I loved her cluck. She said I was a better (expletive) than Donald Duck.” The Red Hen: “I ain’t gonna take it sitting down. While I’m here hatching white and brown, you’re out...

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Funny story: US citizens mesmerized by today's great election! Donald Duck v Minnie Mouse!

US citizens mesmerized by today's great election! Donald Duck v Minnie Mouse!

US citizens have been voting in one of the greatest useless elections ever to be had; is Donald Duck more popular than Minnie Mouse (Chosen because of his and hers gender bender allegiances)? November the eighth will go down in US history as total...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz And Penelope Cruz Not Eligible To Run For President

Ted Cruz And Penelope Cruz Not Eligible To Run For President

Foreign-born Ted Cruz and foreign-born Penelope Cruz are not eligible to run for President of the United States. He was born in Canada and she was born in Spain. Foreign-born Arnold Schwarzeneggar, though married to a niece of a president, also canno...

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Funny story: Trump card fails!

Trump card fails!

It seems though non-alcoholic, non-drug-taking, clean as a whistle, multi-billionaire candidate for the the US presidency, Herr Trump, has played his final ace and it floundered! Donald, a now dead duck, has said publicly that the US are bunch of...

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Funny story: Donald Duck to Donald Trump: Withdraw or I Will Change My Name!

Donald Duck to Donald Trump: Withdraw or I Will Change My Name!

Disney World Bar and Grill - Somewhere in the bowels of underground labyrinth at Disney World the now retired Donald Duck held court today at his favorite Classic Cartoons Only Bar and Grill. There along with the likes of Mickey Mouse, Cheshire Cat,...

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Funny story: Cartoon Characters Squawk at NYC Press Conference

Cartoon Characters Squawk at NYC Press Conference

Travelers in NYC's Grand Central Station were stopped dead in their tracks yesterday when they witnessed an amazing press conference starring an irate group of cartoon characters complaining about their names. Here's "the skinny" about the even...

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Funny story: Mickey Mouse outs himself; vows changes to his entertainment conglomerate

Mickey Mouse outs himself; vows changes to his entertainment conglomerate

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Mickey Mouse stunned the world with his announcement, recently, that he is gay. "My relationship with Minnie is a sham," he confessed. "All these years, she's been nothing more to me than a beard, you know, to hide who I really a...

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Funny story: Donald Duck to be brought out of retirement to save Disney

Donald Duck to be brought out of retirement to save Disney

Rumours of Donald's demise on a pancake with hoisin sauce, spring onion and cucumber have been greatly exaggerated, and the half dressed duck has been coaxed out of retirement to help prop up a flailing Disney empire that has seen three of it's last...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Visits Disneyland and Gets Goosed By Donald Duck

Queen Elizabeth Visits Disneyland and Gets Goosed By Donald Duck

ANAHEIM, California - Queen Elizabeth, 84, but who really doesn't look a day over 82, visited the world famous Disneyland Amusement Park with her English Royal Entourage of 129 people. Earlier in the day her Majesty had addressed the United Nation...

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Funny story: Bird Flu Strikes Again! Huey, Dewey and Louie...now Just Dewey.

Bird Flu Strikes Again! Huey, Dewey and Louie...now Just Dewey.

There's nothing funny about the image of Sesame Street's Big Bird with a sniffle.

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